Blueberry Jokes

This is a great collection of blueberry jokes! If you’re looking for jokes about blueberries, then you’re going to love this.

Not only are there a lot of funny blueberry jokes here, but they are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

Perfect for parents, teachers, blueberry farmers, grocers and everyone who enjoys blueberries – which is just about everyone.

Blueberries come to mind a lot during the summer months, which is their peak season, but these jokes about blueberries are good any time of year. Looking for more fruit jokes? How about these: Apple Jokes, Strawberry Jokes and Peach Jokes.

Jokes about Blueberries

Q: What made the stubburn blueberry such a smoothie?
A: Yogurt!

Q. What do you call it when a group of blueberries play jazz music?
A. A jam session.

Q: Who scared the strawberry?
A: The booberry.

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry.

Q: What looks like half a blueberry?
A: The other half.

Q: Who led all the blueberries to the bakery?
A: The Pie Piper

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Q: Why wouldn’t anyone ask the blueberry to the prom?
A: It was past her sell by date.

Q: What do you get when you cross a train engine with an blueberry tart?
A: Puff pastry.

Q: Why did the woman eat a bowl of blueberries at the bank?
A: She wanted to eat rich food.

Q: Who was the best rock and roll blueberry?
A: Chuck Berry.

Q: What’s the best thing to put in a blueberry pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: How do you make an blueberry turnover?
A: Push it down a hill.

Q: Where does Fats Domino get his favorite fruit?
A: On Blueberry Hill.

Q: Why did the blueberry get so many Valentines?
A: Because it was really sweet.

Q: Why don’t blueberries drive?
A: They always get into a traffic jam.

Q: How do you make a blueberry shake?
A: Put it into the freezer.

Q: Why did the blueberry turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

Q: Why was the blueberry such a good talk show host?
A: She always had fruitful discussions.

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Q: How did the fruit basket get across the lake?
A: The blueferry.

Q. What did one blueberry say to the other blueberry?
A. If we weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in a jam like this.

Q: When are blueberries bad for your health?
A: When you’re the blueberry.

Q: How did the innocent blueberry get framed for the crime?
A: The evidence was a strawberry plant.

Q: How do you fix a blueberry?
A: With a blueberry patch.

Q. Why was the fruit so sad?
A. It was a blueberry.

Q: What did the low bush blueberry say to the high bush blueberry?
A: How’s the air up there?

Q. Why was the little blueberry so upset?
A. It’s parents were in a jam.

Q: Where do they make blueberries?
A: The strawberry plant.

Q. What was the name of the blueberry that never says please and thank you?
A. Berry Rude.

Q: What do you throw a drowning blueberry?
A: A blueberry preserver.

Q. How many grams of carbs are in a blueberry?
A. 3.14159265

Q. What’s blue and goes up and down?
A. A blueberry on a pogo stick.

Q: What do you get when 1000 blueberries try to go through a door at the same time?
A: A blueberry jam.

Q: How can blueberries talk on the phone if they have no hands?
A: Blue tooth.

Q: Why wouldn’t Winnie the Pooh eat the blueberries?
A: He was already stuffed.

Q: What did the blueberry say when he was given a gift?
A: Then you berry much.

Q: Why did the blueberry go out with the fig?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date.

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Q: Which rock band has a bunch of snippy blueberries in it?
A: The Moody Blues.

Q: How did the farmer find the missing blueberry patch?
A: Using Blue Clues.

Q: Which type of berry has the deepest voice?
A: The lowbush blueberry.

Q: What do you do if you see a blueberry?
A: Try to cheer it up.

Q: What did the sick blueberry do?
A: Blue his nose.

Q: What did the blueberry bush say to the farmer?
A: Stop picking on me!

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Blueberry gobbler.

Q: What do blueberries say during the holidays?
A: Berry Christmas

Q: Which fruit is most popular at the Copacabana.
A: BlueBarry Manilow.

Q: What did the apple say to the green blueberry?
A: You don’t look like you’re feeling so good…

Q: What did the blueberry pie say to the pecan pie?
A: You’re nuts!

Q: What do blueberries say every January 1st.
A: Happy Blue Year.

Q: What do blueberry bushes give every summer?
A: Flowers!

Q: Why wasn’t the blueberry allowed to pitch in the baseball game?
A: He was a wild blueberry.

Q: Why was the blueberry afraid of the cream?
A: The cream went bad.

Q: What kind of blueberry plant is the tallest?
A: The highbush.

Q: What did Berry Elvis wear to the dance?
A: Blueberry suede shoes.

Q: What did the blueberry say to the bird?
A: Nothing. Blueberries can’t talk.

Q: Which fruit stays out late every night?
A: Midnight Blue Berries.

Q: What do blueberry pirate captains wear?
A: A blueberry patch.

Q: What was the math teacher’s favorite summer dessert?
A: Wild blueberry pi.

Q: Why did everyone like the blueberry so much?
A: Because she was so sweet.

Q: Who visits young blueberries who lose their teeth?
A: The tooth berry.

Q: When do blueberries get to go out dancing?
A: Once in a blue moon.

Q: What happened to the blueberry soccer team in the World Cup?
A: The blue the lead.

Q: Which movie gives blueberries nightmares?
A: The birds.

Q: Which berry football team always has the nicest uniforms?
A: New Jersey Blueberries.

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Q: What movie was a favorite of the blueberry ice cream?
A: Frozen.

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