Jokes About Strawberries – Strawberry Jokes

This is a huge collection of strawberry jokes! If you’re looking for jokes about strawberries, then you’re going to love this.

Not only are there a lot of funny strawberry jokes here, but they are clean and safe for kids of all ages. Perfect for parents, teachers, apple farmers, grocers and everyone who enjoys strawberries – which is just about everyone.

Strawberries come to mind a lot during the spring and summer months, but these jokes about strawberries are good any time of year!

Jokes about Strawberries

Q: What did the strawberry say when he was given a gift?
A: Then you berry much.

Q: What made the strawberry such a smoothie?
A: Yogurt!

Q: Who scared the strawberry?
A: The booberry.

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry.

Q: Why did the strawberry go out with the fig?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date.

Q: How did the unripe strawberry feel about the ripe strawberry?
A: It was green with envy.

Q: What do you throw a drowning strawberry?
A: A strawberry preserver.

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Q: Why were the little strawberries upset?
A: Because their parents were in a jam.

Q: What looks like half a strawberry?
A: The other half.

Q: Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the prom?
A: It was past her sell by date.

Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
A: If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.

Q: Where do they make strawberries?
A: The strawberry plant.

Q: Why did everyone like the strawberry so much?
A: Because it was so sweet.

Q: What did the woman say to her dog, Berry, after he ripped up her fruit garden.
A: That’s the final straw berry!

Q: What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?
A: A jam session.

Q: What did the strawberry say to the bird?
A: Nothing. Strawberries can’t talk.

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Strawberry gobbler.

Q: What do you do if you see a blue strawberry?
A: Try to cheer it up.

Q: What did the strawberry tart say to the pecan pie?
A: You’re Nuts!

Q: What did the apple say to the green strawberry?
A: You don’t look like you’re feeling so good…

Q: What do you call a strawberry that uses foul language?
A: Berry Rude.

Q: Why wouldn’t Winnie the Pooh eat the strawberries?
A: He was already stuffed.

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Q: What job did the daddy strawberry get in the circus?
A: He was the straw-ng man

Q: Who led all the strawberries to the bakery?
A: The Pie Piper

Q: Why was the strawberry afraid of the cream?
A: The cream went bad.

Q: What do you get when you cross a train engine with an strawberry tart?
A: Puff pastry.

Q: Why did the man eat strawberries at the bank?
A: He wanted to eat rich food.

Q: Who was the best rock and roll strawberry?
A: Chuck Berry.

Q: Why wasn’t the unripe strawberry named the starter banana football game?
A: He was too green.

Q: What’s the best thing to put in a strawberry pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: How do you make an strawberry turnover?
A: Push it down a hill.

Q: Where does Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit?
A: Strawberry fields.

Q: How many grams of protein are in a strawberry pi?
A: 3.14159265

Q: Why couldn’t anyone find the dog’s bone?
A: Strawberried it.

Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A strawberry in an elevator.

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Q: When are strawberries bad for your health?
A: When you’re the strawberry.

Q: Why was the strawberry so good at running races?
A: He was always juiced up and ready to go.

Q: How did the innocent blueberry get framed for the crime?
A: The evidence was a strawberry plant.

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry.

Q: How do you fix a strawberry?
A: With a strawberry patch.

Q: Why did the strawberry get so many Valentines?
A: Because it was really sweet.

Q: What’s red and is used to write letters?
A: A ball-point strawberry.

Q: What’s red and always points north?
A: A magnetic strawberry.

Q: Why don’t strawberries drive?
A: They always get into a traffic jam.

Q: How do you make a Strawberry shake?
A: Put it into the freezer.

Q: Why did the strawberry turn red?
A: Because they saw the salad dressing.

Q: Why was the strawberry so good as a reporter?
A: He always had fruitful discussions.

Q: What dessert does a turkey like?
A: Strawberry gobbler.

Q: What do strawberries say during the holidays?
A: Straw-berrrry Christmas.

Q: How did the fruit basket get across the lake?
A: The strawferry.

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Q: What did the fruit pirate wear over his eye?
A: A strawberry patch.

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