Frog Jokes

Looking for funny Frog jokes? This collection of clean jokes about frogs are safe for people of all ages.

We think you’ll agree that this is the best place to find frog-related jokes online (Fun Kids Jokes also has lots of other animal Jokes).

Great for anyone who loves animals, amphibians, frogs and science, including parents, teachers, babysitters, librarians, zoo staff – anyone who gets a kick out of frogs!

Frog Jokes – Funny Jokes About Frogs

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with mist?
A: Kermit the Fog.

Q: Why did the frog jump on the girl’s head?
A: Her name was Lily.

Q: Which year do frog’s like the most?
A: Leap year.

Q: What book do frog parents read to their kids before bedtime?
A: Hop on Pop.

Q: Why couldn’t the frog tell the truth?
A: It’s an am-FIB-ian.

Q: Where do frogs start their races?
A: From the tad pole position.

Q: What do frogs wear when sky diving?
A: Jumpsuits.

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Q: Why are frogs such good basketball players?
A: They always make jump shots.

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a hopperation.

Q: Who is Kermit’s favorite character in The Hobbit?
A: Frog-o Baggins.

Q: What’s a frog’s favorite sweet?
A: Lollihops.

Q: Which flower do frog’s like in their gardens?
A: Croak-us.

Q: What do frog’s like to drink on hot days?
A: Ice-cold Croak-a-cola.

Q: What did the frog say about meeting new frogs?
A: He never met a morphosis he didn’t like.

Q: What did the frog say when he entered the busy restaurant?
A: Wow- this place is hopping.

Q: What do you tell a frog holding a genie’s lamp?
A: Rub it, rub it, rub it.

Q: Why did the frog keep eating his homework?
A: It was written on fly paper.

Q: What do frogs order from the ice cream man?
A: HOPsicles.

Q: What do frog like St. Patrick’s day?
A: They don’t have to wear anything green because they’re already green.

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Q: What do Klingon frogs use as camoflauge?
A: A croaking device.

Q: Who was the frog’s mother’s sister?
A: Aunt Phibian.

Q: What type of music do the most sophisticated frogs listen to?
A: Hopera.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a frog?
A: A wart hog.

Q: What kind of frog race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q: What game do frog’s play when their outside?
A: Leapfrog.

Q: What did the fish say when he saw his toad friend?
A: Wart’s new?

Q: What kind of music do frog’s listen to?
A: Hip hop.

Q: When is an automobile like a frog?
A: When it’s toad.

Q: Why don’t frogs get bummed out?
A: Because they eat whatever bugs them.

Q: Where do you get new frogs?
A: At a spawn shop.

Q: What do you say to a frog who asks for a ride?
A: Hop in.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cobra and a frog?
A: A jump rope.

Q: What did the toad dress up as for Halloween?
A: Frogenstein.

Q: Why did the frog detective make so many mistakes?
A: He jumped to the wrong conclusions.

Q: Why don’t frogs play baseball?
A: The prefer croak-et.

Q: How do frogs stay cool during the summer?
A: By going in a tad pool.

Q: What do frogs order with their burgers?
A: French flies.

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Q: What kind of exercise is best for a frog?
A: Tadpull ups.

Q: What kind of frog has no hind legs?
A: An unhoppy frog.

Q: What type of footwear do frogs wear during the summer?
A: Open toad shoes.

Q: Why do frogs fit in so well on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: They’re already wearing green.

Q: Why couldn’t the snake say anything?
A: He had a frog in his throat.

Q: What was the name of the frog cowboy?
A: Hopalong Cassidy

Q: What did the frog say about the new movie?
A: It was toadly awesome.

Q: What do amphibians like to eat on hot days?
A: Frogurt (frozen yogurt).

Q: Where do frogs go for breakfast?

Q: Why was sea captain Kermit looking for a lighthouse?
A: It was froggie out.

Q: What did the taxi driver say to the frog?
A: Hop in.

Q: Why didn’t the frog walk across the road?
A: He hoped instead.

Q: Where do far-sighted frogs need to go?
A: A hopthalmologist.

Q: What restaurant do frogs love most?
A: T.G.I. Fliday’s

Q: What do frog’s drink after a day of sledding?
A: Hot croak-o.

Q: Why couldn’t the zoo keeper talk?
A: He had a frog in his throat.

Q: How do amphibians help lost friends?
A: With a frog horn.

Q: What do young frogs do to their pants?
A: Rip-it.

Q: What the most popular frog sci-fi movie of all time?
A: Star Warts.

Q: What video game is most popular among amphibians?
A: Frogger.

Q: Why do frogs like to play baseball?
A: So they can catch fly balls.

Q: What do frogs play at birthday parties?
A: Leapfrog

Q: What happened when the frog who parked in a no-parking zone?
A: He got toad away.

Q: Which exercise do frog’s like the most?
A: Jumping Jacks.

Q: What happens when you cross a frog with a bunny?
A: You get a ribbit.

Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear to the beach?
A: Open toad flip-flops.

Q: What do frogs drink when they go to the movies?
A: Croaka-cola.

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Q: What do frogs drink during the winter?
A: Hot croako.

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel.

Q: What did one frog say to the other?
A: Time’s fun when you’re having flies.

Q: What do you get when you cross frogs with dogs?
A: Croaker spaniels.

Q: What do you call a frog with a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy

Q: Where did the frogs leave his hat and coat when he went out to eat?
A: The croakroom.

Q: What do frogs play during recess?
A: Hop-scotch.

Q: Why couldn’t kermit sing the song?
A: He frogot the words.

Q: What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?
A: The prince.

Q: Which type of frog has horns?
A: Bull frogs.

Q: Which day of the week do frogs love most?
A: Flyday.

Q: What do amphibians put on their pancakes?
A: Frog cabin syrup.

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