Banana Jokes

Looking for banana jokes? This is the best collection of jokes about bananas you’ll find anywhere.

Not only are these banana jokes a-peeling, but they are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

These banana jokes are great for parents, teachers, farmers and ice cream shoppe workers – but they are fun for everyone.

Banana Jokes

Q: What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
A: Yellow.

Q: What made the banana such a smoothie?
A: Yogurt!

Q: What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?
A: Side-splitting ones.

Q: Where do bananas buy their clothes?
A: Banana Republic.

Q: Why did the banana get so many Valentines?
A: Because it was really sweet.

Q: Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
A: Because it’s a banana – it can’t walk!

Q: In what position was the banana during the Tour de France.
A: He was riding with the peel-oton (“peloton” is the main group of riders during the race)

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Q: Why did the gorilla eat the banana?
A: Because it’s a gorilla!

Q: Why did the boy keep falling off his bike?
A: He slipped off the banana seat.

Q: What did one banana say to the other when they first met?
A: Yellow, nice to meet you.

Q: What fruit do sheeps like the most?
A: Baaaaa-nanas.

Q: How do monkeys get down stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster.

Q: Why couldn’t the whipped cream find the banana at the party?
A: It split.

Q: What’s yellow and always points north?
A: A magnetic banana.

Q: Why don’t bananas ever get lonely?
A: They hang around in bunches.

Q: Why was the plantain sent to the pricipal’s office?
A: It wen’t bananas during class.

Q: When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
A: After the banana chips in.

Q: Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
A: The banana split with the ice cream.

Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.

Q: Which former polititian loves bananas?
A: Al Gore-illa

Q: How do you catch King Kong?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a banana.

Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana?
A: Try to cheer it up.

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Q: Why did the farm hand lose his job on the banana farm?
A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Q: Why couldn’t the banana yell high?
A: It could only Yellow.

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
A: Slippers.

Q: What did the apple say to the green banana?
A: You don’t look like you’re feeling so good…

Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana?
A: Try and cheer it up.

Q: Why did the banana go out with the fig?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date.

Q: Why was the banana so sick?
A: He had yellow fever.

Q: What was the ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Boonanaa.

Q: Where do bananas go to learn?
A: Sundae school

Q: Why did the monkey like the banana?
A: Because it had appeal.

Q: How is a banana peel on the floor like music?
A: Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

Q: What did the banana say to the elephant?
A: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Q: How did the unripe banana feel about the ripe banana?
A: It was green with envy.

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Q: What do you call two bananas?
A: A pair of slippers.

Q: Where did the banana train to become a relay swimmer?
A: In an olympic-sized cereal bowl.

Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A: Show it out the door.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed.

Q: Why did the banana fail it’s driving test?
A: It peeled out.

Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?
A: It split.

Student: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Classmate: Did she lose weight?
Student: No, but she sure could climb trees.

Q: Why didn’t the young banana go to school this week?
A: Because it didn’t peel well.

Q: Why wouldn’t the banana cross the road?
A: Because he was yellow.

Q: Which day of the week do banana’s like the least?
A: Sundae.

Q: Why did the banana go to the hairdressers?
A: Because it had split ends.

Q: What do you call banana motorcycle policemen?
A: Banana CHiPs

Q: What was the cool banana’s favorite song?
A: Mello Yellow.

Q: How are cereal bananas like cows?
A: They get milked every morning.

Q: What did the science teacher say Ba + Na2 is?
A: Banana.

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Q: What instrument did the banana play in the school orchestra?
A: The Cyello.

Q: Why wasn’t the unripe banana named the starter banana football game?
A: He was too green.

Q: How did the baby banana become so spoiled?
A: Mama banana left him out in the sun for too long.

Q: What’s yellow and is used to write letters?
A: A ball-point banana.

Farmer: We’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
Neighbor: Why not?
Farmer: They’re long enough already.

Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: The banana was not peeling very well.

Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzzzzt?
A: An electric banana.

Q: Why don’t bananas snore when they sleep?
A: So they don’t wake up the rest of the bunch.

Q: Which fruit has the most whole grains?
A: The BRANana.

Q: Why was the banana so upset?
A: Someone called him a plantain.

Q: What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: How do bananas travel?
A: In a yellow submarine.

Q: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: Banana..na. Banana..na. (to the melody of the 5th symphony)

Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A banana dressed up as a zucchini.

Q: What do fruit use to buy things?
A: Banana bread.

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Q: Why did the banana put on suntan lotion?
A: So it wouldn’t peel.

Knock knock Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

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