Taco Jokes

Taco jokes, puns, quotes, riddles, knock-knock jokes and more. Funny Jokes about Tacos for all ages.

These fun jokes, riddles and puns about the taco are perfect for parents, teachers, school lunch workers, waiters, kids and people of all ages.

Tacos are a traditional Mexican dish that feature a small corn or flour tortilla with a filling. Toppings can include lettuce, tomato, salsa, cheese, corn, sour cream, onions and jalapeno peppers.

Share these clean taco jokes with anyone who could use a laugh – especially taco lovers. They are especially popular on Tuesdays because of Taco Tuesday.

Taco Jokes

Q: Why didn’t Superman eat the nachos at tonight’s taco Tuesday dinner?
A: He’s afraid of that chip-tonight.

Q: What do you call a cold taco?
A: A brrrrrrr-ito.

Q: Why did the Mexican restaurant get such a great review on Tuesday night?
A: It was nacho average Taco Tuesday!

Q: What did the Krispy Kreme donut sign say on Taco Tuesday?
A: Don’t forget about us today, we have fillings too…

I invited my new neighbor to go out for some Mexican food… I hope we have something to taco bout.

Q: What was the taco’s favorite part of the day?
A: Cumin home.

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Q: Have you heard the joke about the taco quesso?
A: Never mind… its too cheesy.

Q: What did the taco mom ask her upset taco son?
A: Wanna taco bout it?

Q: What do tacos say on St. Paddy’s Day?
A: Taco the morning to ya!

Lou Reed was supposed to come over, but he had to taco walk on the wild side instead.

Q: What attacked the nacho while he was out fishing?
A: A tacodile.

Q: What was the fly doing in the taco sauce?
A: The backstroke.

The tortilla rebellion ended quickly, but it was a hostile taco-ver.

Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
A: Nacho cheese

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret to a taco?
A: Because they always spill the beans.

A new Mexican restaurant opened up this week… now it’s the taco the town.

Q: How much do taco chefs earn?
A: A meager celery.

Q: Why are tortillas annoying party guests?
A: They always try to tacover you.

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Mama would always say… “pack an extra taco, just in queso you need it.”

Q: Why is it so bad to insult a taco?
A: Because tacos have fillings, too.

Q: What do you call a cynical cow?
A: Sour cream.

Q: What do tacos do on the weekend?
A: Spend quality thyme with their kids.

Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the Mexican restaurant?
A: The owner said his tacos were on the house. (“on the house” means free).

Taco Bell sure does know how to keep their secret recipe under wraps…

Q: What style of music do tacos listen to?
A: Wrap.

Q: What did the taco say when I asked it’s name?
A: Its nacho business.

Q: What’s the secret to making good tostada?
A: Taco your time…

Q: We did the chef ask the unruly nacho?
A: Are you going taco-ooperate?

Q: Did you hear about the Taqueria they put on the moon?
A: The food is good, but it has terrible atmosphere.

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Q: What do tacos do while drinking coffee?
A: They read the pepper

Q: How did the children enjoy their tour of the tortilla factory?
A: They had a spec-taco-ular day!

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