Cake Jokes

Funny cake jokes for birthday, Christmas, holiday, Halloween and any time you might want to share some laughs about cake.

If you’re looking for clean jokes, puns, riddles and knock-knock humor about cakes, then this is the collection for you.

These cake jokes are great for bakers, parents, teachers and children of all ages. They’re great for birthday parties!

Cake Jokes for Kids

Q: Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
A: He was already stuffed.

Q: Which cakes are the saddest?
A: Wedding cakes – because they often end up in tiers.

Q: Which cake do baseball players like most?
A: Bundt cake.

Q: What has almonds, honey and sugar — and swings from cake to cake?
A: Tarzipan.

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

Q: What do you call a sick birthday cake?
A: Coughee cake.

Q: Why did the birthday cake go see the doctor?
A: It felt crumby.

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Q: Why didn’t the cake make it on time to the party?
A: It was choco-LATE.

Q: What should you serve a cat at it’s birthday party?
A: Mice cream and cake.

Q: When is birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it’s been sliced.

Q: Why did the man put the cake in his freezer?
A: He was asked to ice it.

Q: What did the cake say to birthday boy?
A: You want a piece of me?

Q: How is history like a fruit cake?
A: Both are full of dates.

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: His friend said it was a piece of cake.

Q: How do you know you’re too old for birthday cake?
A: When the candles cost more than the cake.

Q: Which type of birthday food do ghosts prefer?
A: I scream cake.

Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake.

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties for saints?
A: Angel food cake.

Q: Why couldn’t the woman find her Christmas cake?
A: It was stollen.

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Q: What happens if nobody comes to your birthday party?
A: Then you can have your cake and eat it too.

Q: What’s the best thing to put into a cake?
A: Your teeth.

Q: What was the elf’s favorite type of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake.

Q: Which type of cake can you find on Sesame Street?
A: Bert day cake.

Q: What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
A: They both need good batters.

Q: When would you hit a birthday cake with a hammer?
A: When it’s a pound cake.

Q: What kind of birthday cake do you get from the garbage?
A: A stomach-cake!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.

Q: What looks like half a birthday cake?
A: The other half.

Q: What did the Zen birthday cake say to the party guests?
A: Peace to you.

Birthday Riddle: Which type of birthday cake candle burns longer, a red candle or a blue one?
A: Neither, they both only burn shorter.

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Q: Why did the boy stand on his head at the birthday party?
A: He thought they were having upside-down cake

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bert.
Bert who?
Bertday cake!

Q: Which side of a birthday cake is never eaten?
A: The left side…

Q: What kind of kittens cake do cats like for their birthdays?
A: Mice cream cake.

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