Groundhog Day Jokes

Funny Groundhog Day jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knock jokes for parents, teachers, Groundhog Day fans, Punxsutawney Phil fans and kids of all ages.

Groundhogs and woodchucks are the same animal, so you will also find funny woodchuck jokes on ths page.

Groundhog day is on February 2nd, so these jokes are great for Groundhog day celebrations. Groundhog Day is the day when Punxsutawney Phil, who is a groundhog, comes out of his winter den and determines whether or not spring will come sooner or later.

Groundhog Day Jokes for Kids

Q: What is a groundhog’s favorite color?
A: MaHOGany

Q: What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
A: Ground-Dog Day.

Q: What do you call a woodchuck with no legs?
A: A groundhog.

Q: Why did Punxsutawney Phil leave his home on February 2nd?
A: He needed to go buy some Valentine’s Day cards.

Q: What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail?
A: That’s the end of me!

Q: What happens if the groundskeeper sees his shadow?
A: We’ll have six more weeks of un-trimmed hedges.

Q: How do woodchuck’s greet their parents?
A: With hogs and kisses!

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Q: Why was the groundhog upset about his home?
A: He was having a bad lair day.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howie who?
Howie much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Q: What do you call a fake woodchuck story?
A: A lot of hogwash.

Q: What do groundhogs put on pancakes?
A: Hog cabin syrup

Q: How do groundhogs smell?
A: With their noses just like everyone else.

Q: What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?
A: A ground frog.

Q: Why should you never share a bed with a woodchuck?
A: They always hog the covers.

Q: What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a peanut?
A: An animal who is nuts about predicting the start of spring.

Q: What song was a #1 hit for groundhog Elvis?
A: Hound hog.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pun who?
Punxsutawney Phil.

Q: Why is it so annoying to watch TV with Punxsutawney Phil?
A: He always hogs the remote.

Q: What do you call a woodchuck laundromat?
A: A Hogwash.

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Q: Where do ill groundhogs go?
A: The hogspital

Q: What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?
A: A road hog.

Q: Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney soccer team?
A: For being a ball hog.

Q: What did Peppermint Patty ask Charlie Brown when they needed to start a campfire?
A: Where’s the wood, Chuck?

That’s it for our collection of funny groundhog jokes for Groundhog Day (Groundhog Day info from the Kiddie Encycolpedia). Check back again for new additions. Meanwhile, here are some other funny February Jokes: Valentine’s Day Jokes, Valentine Knock-Knock Jokes and Superbowl Jokes.

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