Super Bowl Jokes

Funny Superbowl jokes for football fans and Super Bowl parties.

These are the best Super Bowl jokes you’ll find anywhere.

Not only are these Super Bowl jokes funny, but they are clean and safe for all ages.

These Superbowl football jokes are especially great for parties, parents, teachers, children, football fans and coaches – and everyone who enjoys the big game.

Looking for jokes about specific teams? After you stop laughing at the jokes on this page, check out our Pro Football Jokes page, Forty-Niners Jokes, Kansas City Chiefs Jokes Collection A or KC Chiefs Jokes Collection B, New England Patriots Jokes, Dallas Cowboys Jokes and more Pro Football Jokes.

Super Bowl Jokes

Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet on Superbowl Sunday?
A: The one with the biggest head!

Q: What kind of tea do they serve football players at the Super Bowl?
A: Penaltea

Q: What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?
A: Sundays.

Q: Which Superbowl players can jump higher than the field goal posts?
A: All of them – field goal posts can’t jump at all.

Q: Where do the quickest football players like to eat?
A: Fast food restaurants (because they are so fast).

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Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Super Bowl football team?
A: They needed a little team spirit.

Q: Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl?
A: It was tired of being kicked around.

Q: Why shouldn’t toddlers wear Rich Gannon jerseys on Super Bowl Sunday?
A: Too much of a choking hazard. (Gannon threw a Super Bowl record five interceptions, three of which were returned for touchdowns)

Q: According to a new poll 95 percent of people are excited to watch Super bowl.
A: The other 5 percent are Browns fans.

Q: What did L.C. Greenwood have stuck in his teeth in Superbowl X?
A: A quarterback! (Greenwood hold the record for sacks in a Superbowl with 4 for the Steelers).

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tess me.
Tess me who?
Tess me the football!

Q: Which Super Bowl player wears the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet!

Q. Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Superbowl?
A: Just in case they need to tie the score.

Q. What runs around the field during the Super Bowl – but never moves?
A: A wall

Q: What’s as big as the Lombardi trophy, but weighs nothing?
A: It’s shadow.

Q: Why do the best field goal kickers take ballet lessons?
A: To learn how to split the uprights!

Q: How do they hire Superbowl referees?
A: With stilts.

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Q: What was the Rams fan planning to do when his team won the Super Bowl?
A: Turn off his XBox.

Q: Why did the football players cry when they lost the Super Bowl?
A: They’re a bawl club.

Q: What did the football players think about the stadium lights during the Superbowl?
A: They gave them GLOWING reviews.

Q: Where do players dance after playing in the Superbowl?
A: At a foot ball!

Q: How are tail-backs similar to water?
A: They both can run!

Q: What do you call a Lions player at the Super Bowl?
A: A spectator.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans who?
Hans to the face is a penalty.

Q: Why are centipedes not allowed to play in the Superbowl?
A: It takes too long to put their cleats on.

Q: Why wouldn’t the football player eat Wheaties?
A: He was waiting for a super bowl.

Q: What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the big game?
A: Turnovers!

Q: What’s the hardest thing about being a Superbowl quarterback?
A: The ground.

Q: Why was the receiver nicknamed “Bad News?”
A: Because bad news travels fast.

Q: How are scrambled eggs like slow corner-backs?
A: They’re both beaten.

Q: Why will it be warmer in the stadium the day after the Super Bowl?
A: All the fans will be gone.

Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play in the Super Bowl?
A: It was a boxer.

Q: What do you call a Texans player at the Superbowl?
A: Lost.

Q: Who’s the smartest player to win a Superbowl?
A: Tom Brainy.

Q: What is harder for a receiver to catch the faster he runs?
A: His breath!

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Q: What did the receiver say to the football before the big game?
A: Catch you later.

Q: Did you hear about the joke the quarterback told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.

Q: What do Superbowl players do when they get overheated?
A: They get closer to the fans.

Q: What do football players wear to the Super Bowl?
A: Armor – because it’s a knight game.

Q: What is the difference between a Browns fan and a baby?
A: Babies stop crying after awhile.

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