Knock Knock Jokes That Start with the Letter H

Check out this collection of knock-knock jokes that start with the leter H.

All of these knock knock jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

These jokes are great for parents, teachers, coaches, children. – everyone!

Letter H Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ha.
Ha who?
Ha Ha.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hacienda.
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the story.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haden.
Haden who?
Haden seek.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hagen.
Hagen who?
Hagen Daz.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haifa.
Haifa who?
Haifa cookie is better than no cookie.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haiti.
Haiti who?
Haiti see you go.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal about a high five!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal Jordan – Green Lantern!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hallo and Hal are you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haley.
Haley who?
Haleyen with super powers.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut giving me a dollar?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Halifax.
Halifax who?
Halifax you if you fax me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hallie.
Hallie who?
Hallie-tosis makes your breath stink.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs please.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond cheese please.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handel.
Handel who?
Handel with care.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hand.
Hand who?
Hand over some money.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Hankerin’ for some ice cream.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?
What are you hanking me for?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans are cold.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off the candy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off dude.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy Unbirthday!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hardy.
Hardy who?
Hardy recognized you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hardy.
Hardy who?
Hardy har har har.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harley.
Harley who?
Harley know what to say.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harlow.
Harlow who?
Harlow can you go.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harmon.
Harmon who?
Harmon my shoulder.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony times are you going to ask me that?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harp.
Harp who?
Harp the Herald Angels Sing…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harold.
Harold who?
Harold are you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harold.
Harold who?
Harold the helicopter.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harrel.
Harrel who?
Harrel know what to do?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet up.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet a bunch of candy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harris.
Harris who?
Harris in my eyes.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry you doing?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up there is a zombie after me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harv.
Harv who?
Harv you ready to go?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey gonna play this game forever.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Hatchy all over from poison ivy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna.
Havanna who?
Havanna hear a joke?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna.
Havanna who?
Havanna great time.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havarti.
Havarti who?
I’m Gouda. Havarti you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haydn.
Haydn who?
Haydn seek is fun, wanna play?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haydn.
Haydn who?
Haydn the closet.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haydn.
Haydn who?
Haydn-tist appointment today.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haydn.
Haydn who?
Haydn-t you ask me that already?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hayes.
Hayes who?
Hayes up my sleeve.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hayward.
Hayward who?
Hayward you just let me in?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart knocks life.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
Hedda ball in my soccer game.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heddy.
Heddy who?
Heddything is awesome! (like the Lego Movie sone)

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi ho!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi-mand you let me in.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heifer.
Heifer who?
Heifer heard so many knock knock jokes.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta too much ice cream and threw up.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hester.
Hester who?
Hester la vista, baby!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hey.
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it’s off to work we go.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heywood.
Heywood?
Heywood you just let me in dude!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hijack.
Hijack who?
Hijack, where’s the bean stalk?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hip.
Hip who?
Hippopotamus.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hole.
Hole who?
Hole-he cow!.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hollis.
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Hollyulujah.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holmes.
Holmes who?
Holmes is where the heart is.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holt.
Holt who?
Holt that line.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holt.
Holt who?
Holt on a minute.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Homer.
Homer who?
Homer-un hitter.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Homer.
Homer who?
Homer away game?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hominy.
Hominy who?
Hominy fingers am I holding up?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hominy.
Hominy who?
Hominy.
Hominy who?
Hominy times are you going to ask?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want a hug?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hopefully you’ll let me in.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Horace.
Horace who?
Horace-scopes are fun.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Horatio.
Horatio who?
Horatio down the mountain.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
House.
House who?
House it going?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to play with me?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howell.
Howell who.
Howell I get in?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who.
I’m fine, Howie you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who.
Howl I know?.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hubie.
Hubie who.
Hubie-ginning to understand?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh can trust me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who.
Hugo fly a kite.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who.
Hugo first.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hulk.
Hulk who.
Hulk mad – rrrrrrrrrr.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hurd.
Hurd who.
Hurd my head when I bumped it.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Huron.
Huron who.
Huron my time.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hutch.
Hutch who.
Bless you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hy.
Hy who.
Hy C!

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