Whether you’re dealing with one hot day or a heat wave, these jokes will help you get through it.
It’s so hot that… jokes – or How Hot is It? jokes – are always popular during the summer months.
Speaking of summer, make sure you also check out these related joke collections: Beach Jokes, Summer Jokes, 4th of July Jokes and Swimming Jokes.
How Hot is It? Jokes
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It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
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It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
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It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
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It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
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It’s so hot that all chocolate is drinkable.
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It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
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It’s so hot that chickens are laying omelettes.
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It’s so hot that I saw a squirrel pick up a nut with pot holders.
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It’s so hot that my thermometer goes up to “I’m not kidding.”
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It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
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It’s so hot that even Mr. Heat Miser is miserable.
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It’s so hot that the car overheats before you start it.
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It’s so hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.
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It’s so hot that my campfire lit itself.
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It’s so hot that all the bread in the store is toast.
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It’s so hot that cows are giving evaporated milk.
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It’s so hot that robins are using potholders to pull worms from the ground.
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It’s so hot that I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
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It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number!
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It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
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It’s so hot that the peanut butter melted.
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It’s so hot that my Speed Stick Deodorant quit.
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It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
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It’s so hot that my Pot Tarts popped.
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It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heat waves.
