Darth Vader Jokes

Funny Darth Vader jokes for Star Wars fans. The best Darth Vader jokes, riddles, puns, one-liners and knock-knock jokes anywhere.

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Darth Vader Jokes

Q: What did Darth Vader’s teacher say when he was disrupting her class?
A: Sith down and be quiet.

Q: Who serves food at the Death Star restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter

Q: What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader when Vader couldn’t figure out how to use chopsticks at the Chinese Restaurant?
A: Use the forks…

Q: Why did Anakin cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q: When did the Jedi start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side?
A: When he was in the Sith Grade.

Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.

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Q: What was the name of Darth Vader’s sister?
A: Ella Vader

Q: What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer?
A: Time to get a new chronometer.

Q: Why is Darth Vader always invited to the Emperor’s dinners?
A: He has the forks with him…

Q: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
A: An ele-vader.

Q: Where did Darth Vader get a new arm?
A: At the second-hand store.

Q: Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
A: So he could MEAT his destiny.

Q: Why was Darth Vader’s baseball team always in last place?
A: His teammates always choked…

Q: What did the dentist say to Anakin Skywalker?
A: May the floss be with you.

Q: Why did Darth Vader go to the musical instrument store?
A: To find the hidden rebel bass.

Q: Where does Darth Vader shop for birthday gifts?
A: At the Darth Maul.

Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite album?
A: The Dark Side of the Moon (Pink Floyd)

Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite Disney song?
A: When You Wish Upon A Death Star.

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Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the Dark Side.

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke had gotten him for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Anakin who?
Anakin I get some candy please?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Vader who?
Vader minute while I tell a joke.

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