Loch Ness Monster jokes, puns, riddles, one-liners and knock-knock jokes. Loch Ness Monster jokes for kids and adults of any age. Clean jokes about Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster.
The Loch Ness Monster, which is also called Nessie or Niseag, is a creature in Scottish folklore who was said to live in Loch Ness (in the Scottish Highlands).
The Loch Ness Monster has been described as a large, long-necked lake monster. There have been a number of reported sightings over the years, but it still remains a mystery as to whether the legend of Nessie has any truth to it.
These Loch Ness Monster jokes are popular with parents, teachers, historians, Nessie fans, kids and adults. We hope you enjoy them!
Loch Ness Monster Jokes
Q: What does Nessie eat for breakfast?
A: Scotch Eggs.
Q: What legendary bird was sighted in a Scottish lake?
A: Lark Ness Monster.
Q: Why is the Loch Ness Monster only seen on Black Friday?
A: It comes out for the monsterous sales.
Q: Which mythical creature never cleans it’s room?
A: The Loch Mess Monster.
Q: What followed the Loch Ness Monster?
A: A really big tail…
Q: What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his long lost friend?
A: Long time no sea.
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Q: How can you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster?
A: Drop him a line.
Q: How do we know that the Loch Ness Monster wasn’t very smart?
A: It’s grades were below c-level…
Q: How has the Loch Ness Monster stuck around for so long?
A: Scotch tape.
Q: What should you say when you bump into the Loch Ness Monster?
A: Goodbye!
Q: What mythical creature was thought up in Scotland for April Fools Day?
A: Loch JEST Monster.
Q: How does the Loch Ness Monster stay cool in the summer?
A: He has lots of fans!
Q: What did the critics say about Nessie’s art project?
A: It’s a monsterpiece.
Q: What time is it when Nessie jumps in your boat?
A: Time to get a new boat.
Q: What is the best way to speak to the Loch Ness Monster?
A: From far away.
Q: Where would the Loch Ness Monster rather live?
A: Lake Eerie!
Q: Who cracked the case of the lake monster?
A: Elliot Nessie. (Elliot Ness was a law enforcement officer).
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, it’s the Loch Ness Monster!!
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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva see the Loch Ness Monster?
Q: What song does Nessie love to hear?
A: The Monster mash.
Q: What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his long lost friend?
A: Long time no sea.
Q: How can you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster?
A: Drop him a line.
Q: How has the Loch Ness Monster stuck around for so long?
A: Scotch tape.
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