Cyclops Jokes

Funny cyclops jokes for kids, parents, teachers and anyone who loves spooky stories and folk lore that includes one-eyed monsters.

This is the best collection of jokes about cyclops you’ll find online – and they are clean and safe for all ages!

Cyclopes are mythical Greek giants with the unusual feature of having only one eye. The plural of cyclops is cyclopes, even though most people use cyclopses.

These cyclops jokes are great for parents, teachers and anyone who enjoys Greek mythology, fantasy and science fiction. They’re also great for Halloween! Speaking of Halloween, if you’re looking for Halloween Jokes, then you should check out our Halloween Jokes Collections.

Cyclops Jokes

Q: How did the clown arrive to the monster circus?
A: Riding a cycleops.

Q: Which pirate never wore an eye patch?
A: Captain cyclops.

Q: Which one-eyed monster rides a bike?
A: Cycle-ops.

Q: Why do cyclopes get along so well?
A: They always see eye to eye.

Q: Why are cyclops such good competitors?
A: They always have an eye on the prize.

Q: Why were the two cyclopes fighting?
A: They couldn’t see eye to eye over something.

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Q: Why did the cyclops have such a small TV?
A: Because he only had one eye.

Q: Why was the Cyclops teacher’s job so easy?
A: Because he only had one pupil.

Q: Who keeps all the cyclops in line?
A: A cy-cops.

Q: What has only one eye, but still can’t see?
A: A sewing needle.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 4 legs?
A: Two cylclops’.

Q: Why did the one-eyed monster go to the hospital?
A: For a cycloperation.

Q: What do one-eyed monsters do after they watch a performance?
A: They cyclap

Q: What has one big eye and makes a mess wherever it goes?
A: A hurricane.

Q: What kind of game do cyclops play at parties?
A: Eye spy with my single eye.

Q: How did the cyclops get so smart?
A: By reading the en-cyclop-edia.

Q: Who was the first monster to get an iphone?
A: The cyclops.

Q: How does a pair of cyclopes see things that are far away?
A: They share binoculars.

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Q: Which Egyptian queen only had one eye?
A: Cycleopatra.

Q: What happened when the big bad wolf blew on the one-eyed monsters home?
A: It cycolapsed.

Q: What looks like half a cyclops?
A: The other half?

Q: What did the cyclops say when the pirate captain gave him an order?
A: Eye captain.

Q: Where does a cyclops take notes?
A: On an ipad.

Q: Which side of a cyclops has the most hair?
A: The outside.

Q: Why didn’t the cyclops like fast food?
A: It’s too hard to catch.

Q: What has 9 eyes and catches flies?
A: A cyclops baseball team.

Q: What amusement park ride did the cyclops like most?
A: The scary-go-round.

Q: Why did the cyclops go to the dance?
A: To see the boogie man.

Q: How did the dating cyclopses sit during dinner?
A: Cyclopposite from each other.

Q: What do cyclops witches do to curse someone?
A: Give them the evil eye.

Q: Who did the cyclops take to the dance?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: What kind of horses do cyclopes ride?
A: Night mares.

Q: What do cyclopes turn on during the summer?
A: The scare conditioner.

Q: How do you greet a 3-headed cyclops?
A: Hello, hello, hello.

Q: How do cyclopes like their eggs?
A: Terror-fried.

Q: What did the critic describe the cyclops painting?
A: It’s a monsterpiece!

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Q: What kind of car do cyclopes drive?
A: A monster truck.

Q: What is the best way to speak to a cyclops?
A: From far away.

Q: Why was the cyclops green?
A: He ate too much candy and felt sick.

Q: Why did the giant cyclops like on his sundae?
A: Whipped scream.

Cyclops Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cy who?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cyclops who?
Cyclops at the door – ahhhhh!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Juan who?
Juan Eyed Monster.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Psych who?
Psych-lops has his eye on you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah who?
Sarah giant cyclops living here?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Singh who?
Singh’l eyed monster.

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