These boogeyman jokes are perfect for Halloween or anytime. This is the best collection of boogeyman jokes online – that are clean and safe for kids of all ages. Great for teachers, parents, party hosts, costume parties and to share on Halloween.
Bogeyman (how it’s usually spelled in the U.S) is also seen spelled as bogieman or boogie man.
This boogeyman is a monster with no specific appearance, so it tends to vary from family to family. It’s basically a non-specific scary person or creature.
Boogeyman Jokes
Q: What was the boogeyman’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek
Q: Who was the best dancer at the Halloween party?
A: The Boogie man.
Q: What do you call the injured monster under the bed?
A: A boo-boo-gieman
Q: Which boogeyman lives in Town Hall?
A: The night-mayor.
Q: Why is the boogeyman called that?
A: Because he’s always picking his nose.
Q: Why is the Boogeyman under your bed?
A: To tend to his bed bug farm.
Q: What do you call a dishonest boogeyman?
A: A bogusboogeyman.
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Q: Why does the Boogeyman hide in the dark?
A: He has stains on his shirt.
Q: What does the boogeyman put in his hair?
A: Scare spray
Q: Why does the boogeyman hide under the bed?
A: That’s where all the spiders are.
Q: Who picks the young monsters up every morning?
A: The busoogieman.
Q: What did they call the boogeyman brothers?
A: A gruesome twosome.
Q: What show did the boogeyman like as a kid?
A: Boogie Howser, M.D.
Q: What did the boogeyman do on summer vacation?
A: Went to the beach to boogie board.
Q: Why did the boogeyman give away horses after dark?
A: He liked give people night mares.
Q: Why did the boogie man quit playing golf?
A: He couldn’t ever do better than double bogeys.
Q: What is the best way to speak to a boogeyman?
A: From far away.
Q: What do you do when 10 boogeyman are at your front door?
A: Hope it’s Halloween.
Q: Why doesn’t the boogeyman bother teens?
A: It would be a waste of time because teens don’t pay listed to adults.
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Q: Why couldn’t the boogeyman go to school with the witch?
A: He couldn’t spell.
Q: What tops off a boogeyman’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.
Q: Why was the boogeyman in the bedroom closet?
A: He was just hangaring around.
Q: How did the boogeyman get caught?
A: He tripped over the mess on your floor and couldn’t get up.
Q: Why is the Boogeyman always invited to Halloween parties?
A: Because he knows how to boogie.
