There really are knock-knock jokes that start with the letter Z. Zoo might be zurpised with what you find!
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Knock Knock Jokes Starting with Z
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zac
Zac who?
Zac of candy in my pocket.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zaiden
Zaiden who?
Zaiden is were zai-bear lives.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zap
Zap who?
Zap you (then touch the person and say zap!)
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zapper
Zapper who?
Zap-person at the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zax
Zax who?
Zax all folks!
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zealotry
Zealotry who?
Zealotry is a golden alder, ze-red tree is a maple.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zealous
Zealous who?
Zealous you know about me, the better.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zeezee
Zeezee who?
Zeezee when you know how
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zeke
Zeke who?
Zeke and you shall find.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zephyrs
Zephyrs who?
Zephyrs are in zee closet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zero
Zero who?
Zero lines up behind me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zesters
Zesters who?
Zesters lead to the second floor.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zesting
Zesting who?
Zesting from zat bee still hurts.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zeus
Zeus who?
Zeus see that show last night?
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zeus
Zeus who?
Zeus say something to me?
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zeus
Zeus who?
Zeus are for animals.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zinc
Zinc who?
Zinc you can open zee door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zinka
Zinka who?
Zinka zee boat.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zinnia
Zinnia who?
Zinnia in your underwear!
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zipper
Zipper who?
Zip-person standing at the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zippee
Zippee who?
Zippee-ki-yay!
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zippier
Zippier who?
Zippier should use zi-bathroom.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zit
Zit who?
Zit time to open the door yet?
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zits
Zits who?
Zits time to go.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Ziti
Ziti who?
Ziti is for hitting zee golf ball.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Ziti
Ziti who?
Ziti is for hitting zee baseball.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Ziti
Ziti who?
Ziti is for my grandma.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zombie
Zombie who?
Zombies make honey, zombies don’t.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zoo
Zoo who?
Zoo fly, don’t bother me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zoom
Zoom who?
Zoom do you think?
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zygote
Zygote who?
Zygote with thy wool.
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zzzz
Zzzz who?
Zzzz – hey, can’t you see that I was sleeping!
