Huge collection of knock-knock jokes that start with the letter “B.” You will find plenty of jokes that you have never heard before, from B-2 to Byron.
Fun Facts: The knock-knock joke is a “call and response” type of joke where the response contains a pun (word play that suggests two or more meanings). By the mid 1930s, knock-knock jokes were heard everywhere. Strangers told them on the streets. Businesses held knock-knock contests and swing orchestras wove knock-knock jokes into songs.
Knock-Knock Jokes Starting with B
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
B-2.
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time or you’ll be tardy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 this zombie catches up to me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bab.
Bab who?
Bab Boone wants a banana.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby says wah, wah, wah!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl be able to play later, maybe not.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to your school work!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach away from the door and let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cupcake just for you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baloney.
Baloney who?
Baloney chase you if you’re a matador.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split but now I’m here.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bass.
Bass who?
Bass-ball is my favorite sport.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Band.
Band who?
Band from school for potty talk!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bar-B-Q!
Bar-B-Q who?
Bar-B-Q-t, but you’re even cuter.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool. Yes sir, yes sir, 3 bags full.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barber.
Barber who?
Barberd wire can’t keep me out.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q at my house.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bargain.
Bargain who?
Bargain dog kept me up all night.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bark.
Bark who?
Bark your bike on the driveway.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baron.
Baron who?
Baron mind how awesome I am.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barrister.
Barrister who?
Barrister bear cub as dog is to puppy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry the treasure, arrrrgh!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry your feet in the sand.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry your bone in the yard, doggie.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bashful.
Bashful who?
I can’t tell you, I’m too shy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Basket.
Basket who?
Basket home, it’s getting late.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bass.
Bass who?
Bass the ball to me, I’m open!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you can’t keep me out.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Beacause I’m awesome!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Beat you to the water fountain.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea pal and open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean here long?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean anywhere fun lately?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean there, done that.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beaver E.
Beaver E who?
Beaver E quiet in the library.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beck.
Beck who?
Beckfast was yummy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can guess who.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
But I didn’t sneeze…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee careful.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Be forwarned, you better let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I forgot.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets on the drum all day.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bassoon.
Bassoon who?
Bassoon the weekend will be here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer buzzing, it must be spring.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer good at making honey.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer in your hair, ahhhh!!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beggar.
Beggar who?
Beggar not tell anyone, it’s a secret.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Belize.
Belize who?
Belize in yourself, you can do it 🙂
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella bottoms are so retro.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella not work so I knock on the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bellows.
Bellows who?
Bellows me money, have you seen him?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door too long.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben away for a long time.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben out of shape so I’m working out.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben and Anna!
Ben and Anna who?
Ben and Anna split with a cherry on top!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben Hur!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur too long, please let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Benin.
Benin who?
Benin the bathroom, what did I miss?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben dover and touch your toes.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Benjamin.
Benjamin who?
Benjamin to the music.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Benny.
Benny who?
Benny thing happening in there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bera.
Bera who?
Bera like a pot a honey.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Berlin.
Berlin who?
Berlin the water for my tea.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette all my cookies and I’m mad.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bernie.
Bernie who?
Bernie the toast and I won’t eat it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bernie.
Bernie who?
Bernie dinner, so let’s go out to eat.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bert.
Bert who?
Bert the toast, try again.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bertha.
Bertha who?
Bertha-day party and you’re invited.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beryl.
Beryl who?
Beryl of monkeys.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bet.
Bet who?
Bet you don’t know what number I’m thinking of.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beth.
Beth who?
Beth room smells, open the window!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beth.
Beth who?
Beth you can guess.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Betsy.
Betsy who?
Betsy of all, school’s almost over.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bette.
Bette who?
Bette was lumpy, now my back hurts.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bette.
Bette who?
Better open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bettina.
Bettina who?
Bettina minute you’ll open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Betty.
Betty who?
Betty open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Betty.
Betty who?
Betty doesn’t catch me.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Betty.
Betty who?
Betty-bye time, good night.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Betty.
Betty who?
Betty things to do than stand here all day.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill-t something cool with Legos!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill is due, pay up.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Billy Bragg.
Billy Bragg who?
Billy Braggs too much.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bing.
Bing who?
Bing me some candy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison Girl Scout cookies, please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bjork.
Bjork who?
Bjork in the road.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free, as free as the wind blows.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blair.
Blair who?
Blair the music and start dancing.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blair.
Blair who?
Blair of wolves in sheeps clothing.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze, but thanks anyway.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blood.
Blood who?
Bloody Mary’s coming for you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue away in the wind.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue my nose.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue’s Clues, Blue’s Clues!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blur.
Blur who?
Blur, it’s cold out here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bo.
Bo who?
Bo Peep, have you seen my sheep.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bobby.
Bobby who?
Bobby Robert when his mama’s mad at him.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boiler.
Boiler who?
Boiler water for her tea.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boise.
Boise who?
Boise ivy, get away!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bolivia.
Bolivia who?
Bolivia me because I’m super honest.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bologna.
Bologna who?
Bologna & cheese sandwich please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bolton.
Bolton who?
Bolton the door won’t open.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bond.
Bond who?
Bond to cover just a little more ground.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bonnie.
Bonnie who?
Bonnie lies over the ocean, Bonnie lies over the sea.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo, scared you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, I’m just joking.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bootie.
Bootie who?
Bootieful day outside.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Borg.
Borg who?
Borg out of my mind, how about you?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bossy.
Bossy who?
Bossy Bessy, mind your own business.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bowl.
Bowl who?
Bowl me over.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brad.
Brad who?
Brad news, we have a test today.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brendan.
Brendan who?
Brenda and Charlie sitting in a tree…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brent.
Brent who?
Brent out of shape.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brewster.
Brewster who?
Brewsters scream cock a doodle doo.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brian.
Brian who?
Brian pan’s hot, let’s get cookin’.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bride.
Bride who?
Bride of lions passing through.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bridget.
Bridget who?
London Bridget falling down, falling down.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bridle.
Bridle who?
Bridle be here soon for the wedding.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brie.
Brie who?
Brie me Valentine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brigham.
Brigham who?
Brigham back when you’re done.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brighton.
Brighton who?
Brighton the desk and you’ll be in trouble.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bruce.
Bruce who?
Bruce on my leg hurts.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bruno.
Bruno who?
Bruno more tea, I’m done.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buckle.
Buckle who?
Buckle get you an ice cream cone.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bud.
Bud who?
Buddy, old pal, whatcha doin’ there.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buddha.
Buddha who?
Buddha my toast please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buddy.
Buddy who?
Buddyfingers, buddyfingers.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bug.
Bug who?
Bug Rogers in the 25th Century!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bug.
Bug who?
Bug who’s about to stink you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bumbry.
Bumbry who?
Bumbry buzzing outside the window.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bun.
Bun who?
Bun to any good movies lately?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bush.
Bush who?
Bush the door open and let me in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster toy and you’ll be in trouble.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your money where your mouth is.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher right leg in, you butcher right leg out…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter hurry, it’s getting cold out here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter hurry, I have to go potty.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring your umbrella, it looks like rain.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Button.
Button who?
Button in isn’t polite.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Button.
Button who?
Button the chair, there’s no standing.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Byron.
Byron who?
Byron a present because it’s his birthday!
