Knock Knock Jokes Starting with the Letter G

This collection of knock knock jokes are for names and words that start with the letter G.

All of the knock knock jokes on this page are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

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Knock Knock Jokes Starting with G

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gabe.
Gabe who?
Gabe it my best try.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gabe.
Gabe who?
Gabe it my best shot.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gabe.
Gabe who?
Gabe it my all.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gable.
Gable who?
Gable, gable – Happy Thanksgiving!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gable.
Gable who?
Gable be here soon.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gable.
Gable who?
Gable to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Galahad.
Galahad who?
Galahad a really great day.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Garden the door.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gary.
Gary who?
Gary me, I’m too tired to go any further.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gee.
Gee who?
Gee, I don’t remember.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa anyone else that looks like me?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa good joke?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa good place to eat lunch?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa the answers to the homework?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gena.
Gena who?
Gena-rator.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gena.
Gena who?
General Mayhem.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
George.
George who?
George-a peach.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Georgie.
Georgie who?
Georgie porgie, pudding and pie.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghana.
Ghana who?
Ghana play.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghana.
Ghana who?
Ghana hear a joke?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Gho-stand over there.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Gho-study for tomorrow’s test.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gino.
Gino who?
Gino who it is, open the door.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gino.
Gino who?
Gino the answer to the homework?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe at my jokes.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe-L tickets for sale!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giza.
Giza who?
Giza fly south for the winter.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Giza.
Giza who?
Giza nice boy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, aren’t you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys lunch time, I’m hungry.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gluck.
Gluck who?
Gluck on the test.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to bed.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat says baaaaaaa.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goo.
Goo who?
Google it.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goose.
Goose who?
Goose see the principal.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher a walk.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher broke.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gordie.
Gordie who?
Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who ?
Gorilla cheese sandwich please.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who ?
Gorilla me a burger.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gracie.
Gracie who?
Gracie about you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grady.
Grady who?
Gradys not so good on that test.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grammar.
Grammar who?
Grammar lives far away.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grammar.
Grammar who?
Grammar makes the best cookies.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grammar.
Grammar who?
Grammar crackers with milk please.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grant.
Grant who?
Grant you a wish if you let me in.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grant.
Grant who?
Grant-eed to satisfy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grape.
Grape who?
Grape ape!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grape.
Grape who?
Grape job!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gravy.
Gravy who?
Gravy Crockett, king of the wild fronteir.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gravy.
Gravy who?
Wavy Gravy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gravy.
Gravy who?
Gravy-hicle in the driveway.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gray.
Gray who?
Gray balls of fire.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gray.
Gray who?
Gray Z. about you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greece.
Greece who?
Greece my bike chain.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greece.
Greece who?
Greece you around the house.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta.
Greta who?
Greta job!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Greta.
Greta who?
Cheese Greta.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grimm.
Grimm who ?
Grimm and bear it.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grub.
Grub who?
Grub a dub dub, three men in a tub.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grub.
Grub who?
Grub a hold of my hand.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grub.
Grub who?
Grub my head for good luck.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guinea.
Guinea who?
Guinea a high five!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guinea.
Guinea who?
Guinea a break.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guitar.
Guitar who?
Guitar things so we can go.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus you don’t know.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus again.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie blind mice, see how they run.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gutter.
Gutter who?
Gutter get going.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen will I see you again.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen are we eating?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gwenna.
Gwenna who?
Gwenna phone rings, answer it.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gwenna.
Gwenna who?
Gwenna we going?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gzee.
Gzee who?
Gzee you later.

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