Funny Secret Santa jokes for the Christmas holiday season, including Secret Santa Puns and Riddles. Tell these Secret Santa jokes at your party or wrap some with a gift you’re giving as a Secret Santa.
What is a secret Santa? According to Wikipedia, Secret Santa is a Christmas tradition in which members of a group or community are randomly assigned a person to whom they give a gift. The identity of the gift-giver may or may not be revealed.
These are all clean Secret Santa jokes, so they are safe for kids and all ages and settings.
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Secret Santa Jokes
Q: What did the women listen to while packing her Secret Santa gift?
A: Wrap.
Q: Who gives anonymous gifts at Pachydermata Christmas parties?
A: Secret Elephanta Claus
Q: How did Darth Vader know what he was getting from his Secret Santa for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
Q: What’s the best Secret Santa present?
A: A broken drum – you just can’t beat it.
Q: What’s the least expensive thing with Diamonds that a Secret Santa can give?
A: A deck of cards.
Q: Why are Secret Santa gifts so cheap?
A: They are no-name brands.
Q: How many presents can Secret Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more
Girl: Who gave you your Secret Santa gift?
Boy: I think it was Ann-Onymous…
Q: Who gives anonymous gifts at feline Christmas parties?
A: Secret Santa Claws
Q: How did the Secret Santa know what to get his co-worker?
A: He had a gift…
Q: What Secret Santa gift has a lot of meaning?
A: A dictionary.
Q: Who anonymously gave a gift to Luke Skywalker at the Christmas party?
A: Secret Jedi
Q: Who gives anonymous gifts at dog Christmas parties?
A: Secret Santa Paws
Q: What is it called when someone has to wait for their anonymous Christmas gift?
A: Secret Santa Pause
Q: Why did the Secret Santa eat so many cookies?
A: Be-Claus she likes them!
Q: What type of potato chip should be served at a Secret Santa party?
A: Crisp Pringles
Q: Who anonymously gives Christmas presents to sharks?
A: Secret Santa Jaws
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Shhhh… a secret Santa.
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