Gingerbread Man Cookie Jokes

Looking for Gingerbread Man cookie jokes? This is the best collection of jokes about Gingerbread Men anywhere.

Gingerbread Men cookies are one of the most popular Christmas cookies – and the Gingerbread Man song is one of the most famous.

These Gingerbread Man cookie jokes, one-liners and riddles are perfect for teachers, parents and kids of all ages.

Gingerbread Men Cookie Jokes

Q: Why was the Gingerbread Man robbed?
A: Because of his dough.

Q: What do you call someone who steals Gingerbread Men?
A: A crook-ie.

Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put under his blanket?
A: A cookie sheet.

Q: Who was the most dangerous cookie?
A: The Ninjabread man.

Q: What do you sing when gingerbread cookies are in the oven?
A: Jingle smells, jingle smells…

Q: Why did the basketball player love gingerbread cookies so much?
A: He loved to dunk them.

Q: Why did the Gingerbread Man go to the school nurse?
A: He was feeling crumby.

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Q: Why didn’t the computer programmer have any Gingerbread Men?
A: He deleted his cookies.

Q: What does the Gingerbread Man like to drink?
A: Ginger ale.

Q: How do Gingerbread Men keep their jackets closed?
A: With ginger snaps.

Q: Why did the Gingerbread man go to the dentist?
A: For his gingervitis.

Q: What’s richer than a Gingerbread Man cookie?
A: A fortune cookie.

Q: How do you make deer-shaped Gingerbread Men?
A: With cookie doe.

Q: What do Jamaican bakers make for Christmas?
A: Gingerbreadmon.

Q: How did the Gingerbread Man get into his locked house?
A: Cook-keys.

Q: What did the Ginger Bread Man say to the flour?
A: I loaf you dough much.

Q: Why did the Gingerbread Man leave the bakery?
A: It’s a crumby place to be.

Q: Which type of gingerbread man cookies can fly?
A: The plain ones

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