This collection of “knock knock” jokes that start with the letter “A” is sure to bring lots of laughs.
Knock Knock Jokes Starting with the Letter A
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aaron
Aaron who
Aaron the barber’s floor
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aaron
Aaron who
Aaron on the side of caution
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abba
Abba who?
Abba’out Face, Ready March (Start marching away like a soldier)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abbey
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abel
Abel who?
Abel to see you through the keyhole
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abel
Abel who?
Abel to leap tall building in a single bound.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abraham
Abraham who?
Abraham and cheese sandwich, please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abraham
Abraham who?
Abraham cracker and milk would be great.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Acid
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Actor
Actor who?
Actor you, my dear sir.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Acute
Acute who?
Acute little boy/girl
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada lot for breakfast and now I’m going to throw up!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada sandwich for lunch
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adair
Adair who?
Adair once but now I’m bald
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adam
Adam who?
Adam up and tell me sum
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adam
Adam who?
Adam is about to burst – run!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adelia
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards after they’re shuffled
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adlai
Adlai who?
Adlai in bed if I could because I’m tired.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the lip
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is locked, open it up
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A Fred
A Fred who?
Who’s a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahab
Ahab who?
Ahab to go to the bathroom, open the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a mistake, give me an eraser
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida too much and now my tummy hurts
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida huge breakfast before school today
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aileen
Aileen who?
Aileen against the wall because I’m cool
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aileen Dover
Aileen Dover who?
Aileen Dover and dropped my hat
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahtch
Ahtch who?
Bless You
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahtch
Ahtch who?
Gesundheit!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al be seeing you
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aladdin
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants to say hello
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alan
Alan who?
Alan a day’s work
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska teacher and find out
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska just one more time
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alba
Alba who?
Alba in the backyard if you need me
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Albee
Albee who?
Albee a monkey’s uncle
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alda
Alda who?
Alda kids are here to play
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aldo
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec-tricity (then touch the person and say zap!)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec cocoa, but I don’t like tea
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aletta
Aletta who?
Aletta from the principal came for you
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex Plain later, I’m in a hurry.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here, buster.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alexander
Alexander who?
Alexander friend are coming for lunch
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alexia
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open the door
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alf
Alf who?
Alf all if you don’t hold my hand
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alee
Alee who?
Alee-lujah , at last you’ve opened the door
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alfalfa
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you if you kiss me
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Al-Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alfred
Alfred who?
Alfred of the dark – don’t shut the light
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Algy
Algy who?
Algy-bra
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ali
Ali who?
Ali Ali oxen free
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Allied
Allied who?
Allied, please forgive me
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alistair
Alistair who?
Alistair into my eyes…
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alli
Alli who?
Alligator, that’s who
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alligator
Alligator who?
Alligator for her birthday was a card
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Allison
Allison who?
Allison to you if you listen to me
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Allison
Allison who?
Allison Wonderland
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alma
Alma who?
Alma told me was to say knock knock
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alma
Alma who?
Alma cookies are gone
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Almond
Almond who?
Almond the side of truth, justice and the American way
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca snack for both of us
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you load the car
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Althea
Althea who?
Althea later alligator.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alvin
Alvin who
Alvin zis game
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Alvin
Alvin who?
Alvin a great time, wish you were here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Amahl
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Amana
Amana who?
Amana good luck streak
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Amanda
Amanda who?
Amanda-rin orange, that’s who
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Amanda
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the sink
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Amelia
Amelia who?
Amelia a postcard when I get there.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ammon
Ammon who?
Ammon old hand at knock knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia gonna knock one more time.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid and can’t reach the door knob
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Amory
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and Happy New Year
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Amos
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Amos
Amos who?
Amos-quito – bzzzzzt.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Amour
Amour who?
Amour you eat, amour you want
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Amy
Amy who?
Amy for the target
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I can’t remember
Knock Knock
Who’s there
An author
An author who?
An author knock knock joke
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Andrew
Andrew who?
Andrew all over the wall and got in trouble
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Andrew
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Andy
Andy who?
Andy cat scratched me again
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Anita
Anita who?
Anita you to open the door
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Anka
Anka who?
Anka the ship, we’re here
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ankansas
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though anything with my chainsaw arm – brrzzzzzzzzzttttt.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ankara
Ankara who?
Ankara gotta flat tire
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ann
Ann who?
Ann-onymous
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ann
Ann who?
Ann-tarctica
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Anna
Anna who?
Anna one going to let me in?
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Anna
Anna who?
Anna-other mosquito, bzzzzzzzt.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Anna
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you when you open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Anne
Anne who?
Anne idea when you’ll open the door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Annetta
Annetta who?
Annetta catches de-fisha.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie-versary is today!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you want
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Anthem
Anthem who?
Anthem, aren’t I?
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Anya
Anya who?
Anya best behavior in school
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Apollo
Apollo who?
Apollogize or I’ll tell
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Apple
Apple who?
Apple the plug
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Apple
Apple who?
Apple the blankets over my head when I hear scary noises.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Arbus
Arbus who?
Arbus driver is always late
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Arbus
Arbus who?
Arbus gets here in a few minutes
