Knight Jokes

Funny Knight jokes, riddles, puns, one-liners and knock-knock jokes that are sure to get some smiles. Great for Medieval fans, parents, teachers and kids of all ages.

These jokes about knights also include dragons, kings and princesses.

Kids enjoy knights and it’s one of the more popular things to dress up as for Halloween. These jokes would be funny for any knight-themed party or Halloween. They are also fun for Medieval Times party or dinner.

Once you’re done with this page, make sure you check out these related collections: Dragon Jokes, Wizard Jokes, Witch Jokes and Harry Potter jokes.

Knight Jokes for Kids

Q: Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?
A: Sir Cumference

Q: What the most frustrating thing for dragons when knights gave them birthday parties?
A: Blowing out the candles…

Q: Why were some medieval times called the dark ages?
A: Because there were so many knights.

Q: Where do pork knights park their horses?
A: Spam a lot

Q: What’s the easiest way to find a princess?
A: Follow the footprince.

Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: They fight knights.

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Q: What was Camelot most famous for?
A: The knight life.

Q: Who is strong enough to move a castle?
A: A chess player!

Q: Who designed King Arthur’s round table?
A: Sir Cumference.

Q: What eats more knights than a dragon?
A: Two dragons.

Q: What do knights do in the morning?
A: They wake up!

Q. What medieval king wrote books?
A. King Author.

Q: Why did the dragon stop fighting with knights?
A: He was tired of canned food…

Q: Why did the king have a round table?
A: So he wouldn’t be cornered.

Q: What did the King name the extra knight?
A: Sir Plus.

Q: What types of dragon stories are knights famous for?
A: Long tales…

Q: What do you call a vampire in a metal suit?
A: A bite in shining armour.

Q: How did knights send messages in the forest?
A: Using moss code.

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Q: What was the name of the wizard science teacher?
A: Al Chemy.

Q: What do you call a medieval place of education?
A: Knight school.

Q: What did the dragon say when he saw a knight approach?
A: Mmmmm. More tinned food…

Q: What does a Duchess look like?
A: It looks the same as an English “S” does.

Q: What do you call a dragon who can juggle knights?
A: Talon-ted.

Q: How did Sir Lancelot know how much the dragon weighed?
A: Easy – it came with scales.

Q: Which knight never doubted himself?
A: Sir Tanlee.

Q: Which day of the week do dragons eat the most knights?
A: Chewsday

Q: Why did king Arthur go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.

Q: What was Camelot?
A: The place where camels are parked.

Q: Which knight always gave up?
A: Sir Render.

Q: Why did the knight ask the dragon to join his band?
A: He really knew his scales.

Q: Where did knights learn to fight dragons?
A: In knight school.

Q: Why was Sir Galahad tired?
A: He worked the knight shift…

Make sure you check out these related collections: Dragon Jokes, Wizard Jokes, Witch Jokes and Harry Potter jokes.

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