Dragon Jokes

Dragon jokes for everyone interested in dragons – clean and safe for all ages!

Dragons are popular in books, shows and movies like: How to Train Your Dragon, Dragon Tails, King Jack and the Dragon, Dear Dragon, Pete’s Dragon and more.

Sometimes dragons are also referred to as hydra, flying dragon, flying lizard and drakon. You can learn more about dragons at this kid-friendly link: Dragon Facts for Kids.

Similar creatures that we have joke collections for include: Dinosaur Jokes, Crocodile Jokes, Alligator Jokes and Wizard Jokes.

These jokes about dragons are fun for kids of all ages, parents, teachers and anyone looking for a laugh.

Dragon Jokes for Kids

Q: What the most frustrating thing for dragons on their birthday?
A: Blowing out the candles…

Q: Why are dragons such good musicians?
A: They really know their scales.

Q: What type of reptile uses a toilet?
A: Commode-o-dragon (commode is another word for a flush toilet).

Q: What do you call a dragon who can juggle?
A: Talon-ted.

Q: How can you find out how much a dragon weighs?
A: Easy – they come with scales.

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Q: How do dragons make vacation plans?
A: They don’t – they just wing it.

Q: What types of stories are dragons famous for?
A: Long tales…

Q: What do dancing dragons compete in?
A: A talon show.

Q: Why can’t dragons play hockey?
A: They always end up melting the ice before the game is over.

Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: They fight knights.

Q: Which hockey team to dragons cheer for?
A: The Red Wings.

Q: What do dragons do before big games?
A: They get all fired up.

Q: What’s the difference between a dragon and a mini-van?
A: Mini-van have only one horn.

Q: Which day of the week do dragons eat the most?
A: Chewsday

Q: Why can’t the Ender Dragon ever understand a book?
A: Because he always starts at the end.

Q: Why did the dragon stop fighting with knights?
A: He was tired of canned food…

Q: Why couldn’t Zak help Max and Emmy?
A: His sister was a little Wheezie.

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Q: What eats more knights than a dragon?
A: Two dragons.

Q: What do you get when you kiss a dragon?
A: Burnt lips.

Q: What sound do you hear when dragons use black pepper?
A: A fire alarm

Q: What did the dragon say after getting a birthday present?
A: Fangs a lot!

Q: What did the dragon order at the restaurant?
A: Hot wings.

Q: What time is it when a dragon sits on your bike?
A: Time to get a new bike?

Q: Why was Charizard always invited to the barbecue?
A: So he could fire up the grill.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon today and could use a nap.

Q: Which dragons are green?
A: The ones who haven’t ripened yet!

Q: Which side of a dragon has the most scales?
A: The outside!

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