Alligator Jokes

Fun Kids Jokes has you covered when it comes to funny alligator jokes for kids, parents, teachers and anyone who love nature and animals.

This is the best collection of jokes about alligators you’ll find online – and they are clean and safe for all ages!

Alligators are large, aquatic reptiles (they live in and near water). Alligators are crocodilians in the genus “Alligator” of the family “Alligatoridae.”

These jokes about alligators are great for parents, teachers, zoologists, biologists and anyone who enjoys nature, animals and – alligators!

And while these alligator jokes are funny, it’s not funny that many crocodilians are at the risk of extinction (see how you can help save alligators).

Make sure you also check out our collection of Crocodile Jokes after reading these jokes.

Funny Alligator Jokes

Q: Why was everyone afraid of the alligator lawyer?
A: He was an amazing liti-gator.

Q: Who gives alligators their Christmas presents?
A: Santa Jaws

Q: What do you call an alligator who wears a vest?
A: An investigator.

Q: What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
A: Goes to a re-tail store.

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Q: Who is the author of the book “Escaping Alligators?”
A: Ron A. Way.

Q: What’s worse than a big, hungry alligator chasing you?
A: Two big, hungry alligators chasing you.

Q: What do you call an alligator with compass?
A: A Navi-gator.

Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a alligator?
A: The dog’s bark is worst than his bite…

Q: What do you call a reptile that likes to go bowling?
A: An Alley-gator.

Q: What is an alligator’s favorite drink?
A: Gator-ade.

Q: What do you get when you cross a alligators with a rooster?
A: A croc-a-dilian-doo.

Q: Why shouldn’t you ever double-cross an alligator?
A: It could come back to bite you in the end.

Q: What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
A: Croc-amole.

Q: What kind of crocodilian works in a sandwich shop?
A: A deli-gator.

Q: What do alligators order at coffee shoppes?
A: Jaw-va

Q: What do you call an alligator who starts arguments?
A: An Instigator.

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Q: How does an alligator smell?
A: With it’s nose!

Q: Why shouldn’t you play cards with a alligator?
A: You’ll lose each hand.

Q: Did you hear about the alligator who became president?
A: He was a great dele-gator.

Q: What do you call a big, green reptile who works on a farm?
A: An irri-gator.

Q: Why was the alligator invited to fashion shows?
A: She was a snappy dresser.

Q: What do you call your alligator when it’s your best friend?
A: A pal-igator.

Q: How does an alligator taste?
A: With it’s mouth just like you do!

Q: What does an alligator feel like?
A: A alligator.

Q: What looks like half an alligator?
A: The other half.

Q: Which side of an alligator is the greenest?
A: The outside.

Q: Why did the alligator cross the road?
A: It was going after the chicken.

Q: What’s better than a crocodile?
A: An alli-greator

Q: What type of floor do alligators install in their bathrooms?
A: Rep-tiles.

Q: What’s the similarity between a alligator and an old computer?
A: They both have bytes!

Q: How many arms does a alligator have?
A: It depends on how many people it’s caught.

Q: What kind of pet to alligators have?
A: Alley Cats.

Q: What’s green and comes from another planet?
A: An alien-gator.

Q: What’s the most popular basketball move among gators?
A: The Alli-oop

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Q: Why happened when the alligator saw the lion win the lottery?
A: It was GREEN with envy.

Q: Why don’t alligators like fast food?
A: It’s too hard to catch.

Q: What kind of reptile bites people from behind?
A: A tail-gator.

Q: What do alligators call slow people?
A: Dinner.

Q: What do alligators drink before playing baseball?
A: Gator-ade.

Restaurant Waiter: May I help you?
Alligator: Yes, do you serve people here?
Restaurant Waiter: Yes, of course we do.
Alligator: Great. I’d like one with a side of ketchup please.

Q: Why are alligators long and green?
A: Because if they were short and green, they would be leprachuans.

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