Cowboy Jokes

Looking for funny cowboy jokes?

This is the best collection of cowboy jokes you’ll find anywhere.

Not only are these cowboy jokes funny, but they are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

These cowboy jokes are especially good for parents, cowboy fans, rodeo fans, farmers, ranchers and teachers – but they are fun for everyone who enjoys cowboys and Westerns. You’ll find silly cowboy jokes, funny cow jokes, cowboy puns, knock knock jokes about cowboys and more.

So saddle up pardner and get ready to smile!

Funny Cowboy Jokes

Q: What do cowboys put on their salads?
A: Ranch dressing.

Q: What zen life lesson do cowboys teach their cows?
A: Try to turn the udder cheek and moooove on.

Q: Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
A: He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat?
A: T-Tex

Q: Why don’t cowboys shoo the flies buzzing around them?
A: It’s easier to let them go bare foot.

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Q: What was the artistic cowboy really good at?
A: Drawing.

Q: Why did the cowboy make a bed out of straw?
A: To feed his night mares.

Q: How did the cowboy get to the hockey game?
A: On a Zam-pony

Q: How did the cowboy know his cattle were behind him without looking?
A: He herd them.

Q: Where do cowboys cook their chili?
A: On the range.

Q: What did the cowboy say to the artist?
A: Draw, pardner.

Q: How did the cowboy become so rich?
A: His horse gave him a couple of bucks every day.

Q: What do they call cowboy Santa?
A: The jolly rancher

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heywood you hand me that lasso?

Q: What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
A: Doggone!

Q: How did the cowboy get to the hockey game?
A: On a Zam-pony

Q: Why did the bow-legged cowboy lose his job on the ranch?
A: He couldn’t keep his calves together!

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Q: Which Hollywood cowboy could always start a campfire?
A: Flint Eastwood

Q: What was the cowboy’s reply when he was accused of passing gas in the stage coach?
A: Darn Tootin’

Q: What’s the first cowboy rule of filling up a canteen?
A: Always go upstream from the herd.

Q: Who do the Cowboy zombies battle every season?
A: The DEADskins.

Q: What can cowboy’s catch if a wild horse sneezes on them?
A: Bronc-itis

Q: Where do cowboys go to think things over?
A: The ponder-osa.

Q: Why did the cowboy get so many laughs?
A: Because he was always horsing around!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handsome who?
Handsome chili to me.

Q: How did the cowboy burn his chaps?
A: From riding on the range.

Q: What does cowboys make when the sun comes up?
A. Shadows.

Q: How do cowboys keep their cattle calm?
A: Play them relaxing moooosic.

Q: Where do cowboys feed their herd lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.

Q: What was the name of the frog cowboy?
A: Hopalong Cassidy

Q: What’s the name of the store where cowboys buy their clothes?
A: Ranch dressin’

Q: What lesson did the cowboy teach all of his children?
A: Never squat with your spurs on.

Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday & ride away only three days later on Friday?
A: His horse’s name was Friday!

Q: Who wrote the book “Talk Like a Cowboy?”
A: Hal D. Yall.

Q: What basketball team do the cowboys root for?
A: The Spurs.

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Q: What did the cowboys think about the campfire?
A: They gave it GLOWING reviews.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howey who?
Howey pardner.

Q: Where were the cowboys driving their cattle to?
A: Upstate Moo York.

Q: What is as big as a cowboy but weighs nothing?
A: His shadow.

Q: How do cowboys get a cow to keep quiet?
A: Press the moooote button.

Q: What time is it when a cow sits on your cowboy hat?
A: Time to get a new cowboy hat!

Q: What do you call a cowboy who teaches acting class?
A: A stage coach.

Q: What do cowboys put on their pancakes?
A: Log Cabin syrup

Q: Which side of a cowboy has scruffy hair?
A: The outside.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans who?
Hans off my gold.

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