Knock Knock Jokes Starting with the Letter A

 

This collection of “knock knock” jokes that start with the letter “A” is sure to bring lots of laughs.

What kind of animal is Arthur? Arthur is an Aardvark?
Did you know that Arthur is an Aardvark?

 

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aaron
Aaron who
Aaron the barber’s floor


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aaron
Aaron who
Aaron on the side of caution

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abba
Abba who?
Abba’out Face, Ready March *

* Start marching away like a soldier


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abbey
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abel
Abel who?
Abel to see you through the keyhole


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abel
Abel who?
Abel to leap tall building in a single bound.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abraham
Abraham who?
Abraham and cheese sandwich, please.


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abraham
Abraham who?
Abraham cracker and milk would be great.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Acid
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Actor
Actor who?
Actor you, my dear sir.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Acute
Acute who?
Acute little boy/girl


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada lot for breakfast and now I’m going to throw up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada sandwich for lunch


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adair
Adair who?
Adair once but now I’m bald

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adam
Adam who?
Adam up and tell me sum


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adam
Adam who?
Adam is about to burst – run!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adelia
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards after they’re shuffled


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adlai
Adlai who?
Adlai in bed if I could because I’m tired.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the lip

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is locked, open it up

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A Fred
A Fred who?
Who’s a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahab
Ahab who?
Ahab to go to the bathroom, open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a mistake, give me an eraser


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida too much and now my tummy hurts

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida huge breakfast before school today


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aileen
Aileen who?
Aileen against the wall because I’m cool

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aileen Dover
Aileen Dover who?
Aileen Dover and dropped my hat

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahtch
Ahtch who?
Bless You


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahtch
Ahtch who?
Gesundheit!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al be seeing you


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aladdin
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants to say hello


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alan
Alan who?
Alan a day’s work

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska teacher and find out


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska just one more time

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alba
Alba who?
Alba in the backyard if you need me

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Albee
Albee who?
Albee a monkey’s uncle

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alda
Alda who?
Alda kids are here to play


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aldo
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec-tricity (then touch the person and say zap!)


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec cocoa, but I don’t like tea