Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

Funny Thanksgiving knock knock jokes the whole family will laugh at!

We have the best Thanksgiving jokes anywhere, and we also have the best collection of Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes for kids.

These knock knock jokes for Thanksgiving are great for parents, teachers, anyone who celebrates Thanksgiving – and kids of all ages.

Tell some of these silly Thanksgiving jokes in the days leading up to Thanksgiving day and tell some on Thanksgiving day for some guaranteed chuckles, smiles, laughs and snickers.

After you dig into these Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes, check out our big collection of Thanksgiving Jokes. We also have funny Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes, Turkey Jokes, Gravy Jokes (really!), Pumpkin Jokes, Sweet Potato Jokes, Pilgrim Jokes, Mayflower Jokes and more.

Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron you having more turkey?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aidan.
Aidan who?
Aida nother plate of Thanksgiving dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen the gravy?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ava.
Ava who?
Ava seen A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben nice to see relatives on Thanksgiving.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Darryl.
Darryl who?
Darryl be plenty of food for everyone on Turkey Day?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait much longer for Pumpkin Pie?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dez.
Dez who?
Dezaster in the kitchen when Dad tries to make the gravy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the stuffing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drew.
Drew who?
Drew hand turkeys for all the place settings.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie more sweet potatoes and I’m going to get a tummy ache.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma real good helper on Thanksgiving.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther any more cranberry sauce?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feather.
Feather who?
Feather the last time, please set the table for Thanksgiving dinner!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Franny.
Franny who?
Franny more gravy for the turkey?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving Day.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Hanksgiving is almost here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving to you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m starvin’.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta bunch of stuffing.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly days like Thanksgiving are wonderful.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie going to spend Thanksgiving?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Manny.
Manny who?
Manny guests are coming for Thanksgiving dinner.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mayflower.
Mayflower who?
Mayflower makes Thanksgiving bread.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike kid sister loves Thanksgiving.

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary-ca celebrates Thanksgiving every November!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you want pumpkin pie.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nate.
Nate who?
Nate too much on Thanksgiving last year…

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Odette.
Odette who?
Odette’s a nice looking pumpkin pie…

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Patty.
Patty who?
Patty me on the back for making such a tender turkey.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Possum.
Possum who?
Possum gravy over my mashed potatoes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Savvy.
Savvy who?
Savvy me the drumstick!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll be having turkey again.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you do for big piece of sweet potato pie?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda be in the Thanksgiving parade?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma know to save the wish bone?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wil Ma make cookies for Thanksgiving?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zeb.
Zeb who?
Zeb baster is for making gravy?

If you think any of these Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes are funny, then you’re going to love our entire collection of Thanksgiving Jokes. We also have funny Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes, Turkey Jokes, Gravy Jokes (really!), Pumpkin Jokes, Sweet Potato Jokes and more.

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