Snoopy Jokes

If you’re searching for funny jokes about Snoopy, then you’re going to love this collection of Snoopy jokes.

These Snoopy jokes are especially popular around Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas because of the timeless classics – It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, and A Charlie Brown Christmas.

These clean Snoopy jokes are perfect for parents, teachers, Peanuts fans and kids of all ages. We hope you enjoy them.

Snoopy Jokes

Q: Why was Lucy so upset with Snoopy?
A: He kept snooping around her room.

Q: What do you call Snoopy when he’s acting silly in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling

Q: How did Linus know Snoopy was calling him?
A: Collar ID.

Q: What does Snoopy like to put in his pumpkin pie?
A: His teeth!

Q: Why did Snoopy stay in the shade?
A: So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog.

Q: What was Snoopy famous for on his Little League team?
A: His spit-ball.

Q: What do you call a dog with a fever?
A: A hot dog.

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Q: What did Snoopy say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me.

Q: What does Snoopy like for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.

Q: Why did Snoopy want to play Minecraft?
A: His owner was a block head.

Q: What was Snoopy’s favorite color?
A: Charlie Brown.

Q: How are Snoopy and a marine biologist similar?
A: One wags his tail while the other tags a whale.

Q: What did the waiter say to Snoopy?
A: Bone-appetit!

Q: Why did Snoopy need a bath?
A: He bumped into Pigpen.

Q: What happened when Snoopy went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show.

Q: Why did Snoopy cross the road?
A: To get to the barking lot.

Q: What did Snoopy meditate on Halloween?
A: He wanted to be the aware wolf.

Q: What’s Snoopy’s favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni pizza.

Q: What did Snoopy wear a Timex?
A: To be a watch dog.

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Q: How does Snoopy stop a dvd?
A: He uses the paws button.

Q: Where did Snoopy learn to love music?
A: Woodstock.

Q: Why was Snoopy wearing a sweater?
A: He was Joe Cool.

Q: How did Snoopy win the card game?
A: He had all the flying aces.

Q: How much was Snoopy’s allowance?
A: It was peanuts.

Q: What was Snoopy afraid of on Halloween?
A: Things that go Pumpkin the night.

Q: How did Snoopy get hurt?
A: Lucy Van Pelted him.

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