Funny snow jokes are here! This collection of winter snow jokes includes jokes about snowmen, snow sports, snow flakes, snowballs and other snowy things.
Especially popular during the winter months and during Christmas vacation when kids are outside playing in the snow, sledding and building snow forts – these clean snow jokes are sure to bring a smile. Great for winter or holiday parties in school, too.
These jokes about snow are clean and safe for kids of all ages – and that’s snow joke! No worries at all for parents, teachers and children.
If you’re looking for more winter jokes, then check out these collections: Christmas Jokes, Santa Jokes, Elf Jokes and Snowman Jokes (and Frosty the Snowman Jokes).
Snow Jokes
Q: What’s the best part about school during the winter?
A: Snow and tell.
Q: What video game do they play in igloos?
A: Snow Fortnite.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: Why did the boy only wear one snow boot?
A: There was only a 50% chance of snow.
Q: Why do reindeer have fur coats?
A: Because they look silly in snow suits.
Q: How did the Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A snowball.
Q: What type of diet did the snowman go on?
A: The Melting Diet
Q: Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow?
A: Because he liked cool music.
Q: Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
A: Snow angels.
Dad Snow Jokes
Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowflake.
Q: What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
A: Ice Krispy treats.
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: The snowball.
Q: What did the snowman have for breakfast?
A: Frosted Snowflakes
Q: What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow
Q: What the most common type of snow during the summer?
A: Snow cones.
Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.
Q: What food do you get when you cross a snow man with a wolf?
A: A brrrr-grrr.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: Where did the snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.
Q: If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
A: Snowbows.
Q: How do you know if there was a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Q: How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
A: You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snow man with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What’s a good winter tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
A: Chilly sauce.
Q: What is a girl snowman called?
A: A snow-ma’am.
Q: What did the snow pile say when he was asked to commit a crime?
A: Snow way man
Q: What video game do they play in igloos?
A: Snow Fortnite.
Q: What is a skiers favorite type of candy?
A: Snow caps.
Q: How do snowmen greet one another?
A: They say “Ice to meet you”
Q: What do you call a dance party when it’s snowing?
A: A snowball
Q: What do farmers use during the winter?
A: A snow plow.
Q: What did the Iron Dog Race contestant put above his baby’s crib?
A: A snow mobile. (the Iron Dog Race is a famous snowmobile race)
Q: Where do snowmen get the weather report?
A: The Winternet.
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: Why did the snow man turn yellow?
A: Ask the dog.
Q: How does Frosty the Snowman get around the neighborhood?
A: On his ice-icle.
Q: What kind of cake do snowmen like?
A: Any kind with lots of frosting.
Q: How do snowmen pay their bills?
A: With cold hard cash.
Q: Where do skiers go to find an ATM?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
A: The ones with the biggest feet!
Q: Which feline can go 50-miles per hour in the snow?
A: Arctic Cat (a snowmobile brand)
Snow Puns
Q: What was Frosty the Snowman’s career?
A: He was in snow business.
Q: Why did Frosty go to the middle of the big lake?
A: Because snow man’s an island.
Q: What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
A: Freeze.
Q: Who were Frosty’s parents?
A: Mom and Pop-Sicle.
Snow Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody’s business but mine.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again.
