Looking for Frosty the Snowman jokes? This is the best collection of jokes about Frosty the Snowman anywhere.
Frosty is the Snowman (or Frosty the Snow Man) is a snowman that was brought to life when a magicians top hat was put on his head by a group of children.
These Frosty jokes are perfect for teachers, parents and kids of all ages.
Frosty the Snowman Jokes
Q: What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite play in hockey?
A: Icing.
Q: What did the Frosty the Snowman say to the other snowman?
A: You’re cool.
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman call his winter party?
A: A Snowball.
Q: What does Frosty eat for lunch?
A: Ice-bergers.
Q: What is Frosty’s favorite food during football season?
A: Chili.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman turn yellow?
A: Ask the dog.
Q: What did the police officer say when he thought he saw Frosty the Snowman stealing?
A: Freeze!
Q: What kind of cake does Frosty the Snowman like?
A: Any kind with lots of frosting.
Q: What kind of mug does a snowman use for his drink?
A: A Frosted One.
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman take when the sun gets too hot?
A: A chill.
Q: What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A: A brrr-grrr.
Q: What do you get when you cross Frosty the Snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What did Frosty the Snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: What kind of ball can’t Frosty the Snowman bounce?
A: A snowball.
Q: Who did Frosty the Snowman invite to the dance?
A: A snow-ma’am.
Q: What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was angry with him?
A: The cold shoulder.
Q: What do you get when you cross Frosty the Snowman with a shark?
A: Frost bite.
Q: What did the Frosty the Snowman say when he was asked to commit a crime?
A: Snow way man
Q: Who is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite Aunt?
A: Aunt Arctica.
Q: What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite cereal?
A: Ice Crispies.
Q: Where does Frosty the Snowman get the weather report?
A: The Winternet.
Q: How does Frosty the Snowman pay his bills?
A: With cold hard cash.
Q: What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream.
Q: What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Snowflakes.
Q: Where does Frosty go to dance?
A: Snowballs.
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman drink during the summer?
A: Ice tea.
Q: Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman eat the chicken wings?
A: Because it had hot sauce on it.
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head when he plays baseball?
A: An ice cap.
Q: Where does Frosty keep his money?
A: In a Snow bank.
Q: Who are Frosty’s parents?
A: Mom and Pop-Sicle.
Q: What do you get when you cross Frosty ths snowman with a baker?
A: Frosty the Dough-man.
Q: Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
A: Because snow man’s an island.
Q: What did Frosty the snowman name his cow?
A: Eskimoo.
Q: What does Frosty like to put on his tacos?
A: Chilly sauce.
Q: What do you call Frosty the Snowman when he’s on roller blades?
A: A snowmobile.
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman like on his cupcakes?
A: Icing
Q: How does Frosty the Snowman get around?
A: On an ice-cycle.
Q: What falls on Frosty but never hurts him?
A: Snow.
Q: What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite book?
A: The Boxcar Children.
