Aardvark Jokes

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Why would kids be interested in aardvark jokes? One reason might be that Arthur, the main character from the Arthur animated TV show, is an aardvark. Most people don’t know that.

Aardvark are unique looking animals, often confused for anteaters. They are not related to anteaters, although they do eat ants and termites and are found in Africa.

Aardvark Jokes

Q: What do you call an aardvark made from steel?
A: A Haardvark

Q: What did the aardvark keep in his aquarium?
A: An aard-shark.

Q: Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?
A: Ronald MacAardvark.

Q: What did the aardvark name his dog?
A: Aard-bark.

Q: What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?
A: One has a long smeller, the other has a loud yeller.

Q: What do aardvarks take for indigestion?
A: Anta-Seltzer.

Q: Who was the aardvark’s favorite female singer?
A: Barbara Streis-ant.

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Q: How did the aardvark’s cross the ocean?
A: An aard ark.

Q: Why was breakfast the aardvark’s favorite meal of the day?
A: Because he liked aard-boiled eggs.

Q: What has 100 legs, 25 noses and is very loud?
A: A herd of stampeding aardvarks.

Q: Where do aardvark’s always come before bears?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: Who was the aardvark’s favoritemale singer?
A: Frank Sinostril.

Q: Which Beatles song do you often hear aardvark’s singing?
A: I Want to Hold Your Ant.

Q: Why did the aardvark cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: What does an aardvark take when it has a cold?
A: An ant-ihistamine.

Q: What do you call an aardvark outside a bank vault?
A: A guardvark.

Q: What was the aardvark’s favorite Beatles song?
A: It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night

Q: How do ants hide from aardvarks?
A: They disguise themselves as uncles.

Q: What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?
A: A snout bout.

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Q: What do you call an aardvark who’s been thrown out of a soccer match?
A: A barredvark.

Q: What do you call an aardvark that plays Uno?
A: A cardvark.

Q: What do you call an astronaut aardvark?
A: A starredvark.

Q: What do you call an aardvark that paves driveways?
A: A tarredvark.

Q: What did the teacher say to her aardvark student when he walked into class on Monday morning?
A: Why the long face?

Q: How to aardvarks like pizza?
A: With ant-chovies.

Q: What is better than an aardvark?
A: Two aardvarks.

Q: What did the aardvark get when he over ate?
A: Ant-digestion.

Q: When is an aardvark jumpy?
A: When he’s got ants in his pants.

Q: What do you call a aardvark weight lifter?
A: A hardvark.

Q: What do you call an aardvark who went to the dark side?
A: A darthvark.

Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A: A yardvark.

Q: Why can elephants swim but aardvarks can’t?
A: Aardvarks don’t have trunks.

Q: What do you call an aardvark poet?
A: A bardvark.

Q: Why do aardvarks make lousy neighbors?
A: Because they always have their noses in other people’s business.

Q: What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf?
A: A par’dvark.

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