Scarecrow Jokes

Check out this great collection of scarecrow jokes. Perfect for parents, teachers, farmers, gardeners and kids of all ages. These jokes about scarecrows are clean and family-friendly.

These scarecrow jokes are most popular around Halloween, but they’re good any time of the year.

Fun facts about scarecrows: The scarecrow is a DC Comics villain who has faced off against Batman. There is a Japanese village called Nagoro which has only 35 inhabitants – but more than 350 scarecrows! The Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz was searching for brains. Some people spell it “scare crow,” but it is really spelled “scarecrow” as one word.

Scarecrow Jokes for Kids

Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the dance?
A: He had no body to dance with.

Q: What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?
A: Gimme my hay back!

Q: Why did the scarecrow stand up comic fail?
A: Because all he’s jokes were corny.

Q: What has no bones and catches flies?
A: A scarecrow baseball player.

Q: Why don’t you draw straws with a scarecrow?
A: They might unravel.

Q: Who is the most famous scarecrow detective?
A: Strawlock Holmes.

Q: How does a scarecrow drink his juice?
A: With a straw.

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Q: Why don’t scarecrows eat?
A: Their already stuffed.

Q: Why did the scarecrow climb up the tree?
A: A cow wanted to eat him.

Q: Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
A: He was outstanding in his field.

Q: Why can’t scarecrows be the church musician?
A: They don’t have any organs.

Q: What was the scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries.

Q: How do scarecrows decide who should be head scarecrow?
A: They take a straw poll.

Q: Why was the scarecrow the best vegetable grower?
A: He was outstanding in his field.

Q: What did the scarecrow want to be for the circus?
A: The strawng man.

Q: What crop did the scarecrow stand over?
A: Beets me.

Q: Why couldn’t the scarecrow sky dive?
A: He didn’t have the guts.

Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite holiday food?
A: Stuffing.

Q: Why did the Scarecrow avoid hanging out with cows?
A: Because it could cost him his arms and legs.

Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the scary movie?
A: He didn’t have the guts.

Q: Why did the scarecrow go to the dance?
A: To see the boogie man.

Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat spicy food?
A: He didn’t have the stomach for it.

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Q: Why did the scarecrow lose the race with the cabbage?
A: The cabbage was always a little ahead.

Q: What was the name of the scarecrow DJ?
A: Turnip the beet.

Q: What did the scarecrow get paid for his job?
A: A good celery.

Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow want to play baseball?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: Why did the scarecrow have to be the one to feed the horses?
A: He pick the short straw.

Q: Why did the scarecrow say to the corn stalk on Halloween?
A: Your costume is a-maize-ing.

Q: How do you get a scarecrow out of jail?
A: Pay the straw bale.

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