Jokes About Skiing

Check out this great collection of jokes about Skiing.

These funny skiing jokes are great for skiers, ski instructors, fans of the winter olympics, and anyone who wants to laugh about something related to skiing.

These clean ski jokes are safe for all ages. If you’re a ski instructor, load up on some of these skiing jokes to share with students before hitting the hill.

We’re adding new jokes all the time – so if you’re really into skiing, bookmark this page and check back often.

Jokes about Skiing

Q: What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slopepoke.

Q: What do skiers get from sitting on the snow too long?
A: Polaroids.

Q: How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”

Q: What do skiers eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers

Q: How can you make a small fortune learning how to ski?
A: Start with a big one.

Q:. Where does a skier keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.

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Q: How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A dozen. One to unscrew the bulb and the rest to analyze the turns.

Q: What do skiers eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: What do the best skiers drink?
A: Iced Steez

Q: What is a skiers favorite type of candy?
A: Snow caps.

Q: What do skiers use to correct their mistakes?
A: Whiteout

Q: What kind of parties do skiers go to?
A: Snowballs.

Q: What do skiers call their list of things they want to do in their lifetime?
A: Brain Bucket list

Q: What do you get when you cross a skier and a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was the skier taken to the hospital?
A: He hurt his ski bum.

Q: How does a skiers get to work?
A: By icicle.

Q: Which skiers wear the biggest boots?
A: The one with the biggest feet!

Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad alpine skier?
A: Her ski instructor was a pumpkin.

Q: Which movie is a favorite of downhill skiers?
A: “The Little Mermaid” because it has Aerial in it.

Q: What do ski repairmen eat their meals on?
A: Baseplates

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Q: Why should you always invite a skier to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: They’re great at carving.

Q: Why did the dairy farmer move to a ski area?
A: He heard that skiers do milk runs.

Q: Why did the stock broker go to the ski resort?
A: He wanted to meet moguls.

Q: Why did the beginner skier go to the pet store?
A: He was told he needed salopettes.

Q: Why did the skier always expect the worst when he reached the top of the mountain?
A: He knew it was all downhill from there…

Q: How do skiers correct their typing mistakes?
A: White out!

Q: What do skiers like most about school?
A: Snow and tell.

Q: How do skiers get to work?
A: By icicle.

Q: Why did the skier only wear one boot?
A: He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow.

Q: What happened when an icicle landed on the skiers head?
A: It knocked him out cold.

Q: Why did the farmer bring cattle to the ski mountain?
A: He heard it was the best place for steers (sounds like skiers).

Q: What do you call the heels on ski boots?
A: Ski lifts.

Q: Why aren’t skiers fun to be around when they’re going up a mountain on a lift?
A: Because they’re always looking down on you.

Q: Why are scrambled eggs like a losing alpine skier?
A: Because they’ve both been beaten.

Q: What do you call a monkey who wins an Olympic gold medal for downhill skiing?
A: A chimpion.

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