St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes

Check out this collection of St. Patrick’s Day knock knock jokes. Great for St. Paddy’s Day parties, lunch boxes or to tell students!

St. Patrick’s Day is a day celebrated all over the world – and you don’t need to be Irish to have fun with it! So wear something green, tell some funny Saint Patrick’s Day knock knock jokes and share some laughs.

All of the jokes on this page and website are safe and clean for people of all ages. If you would like to see our huge collection of St. Patrick’s Day jokes (instead of just knock-knock jokes), then go here: St. Patrick’s Day Joke Collection.

Saint Patrick’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron go bragh and all that Irish talk.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boy.
Boy who?
Boy do I love St. Paddy’s Day!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clover.
Clover who?
Clover here and I’ll tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cora.
Cora who?
Coran beef and cabbage.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don be puttin’ down the Irish.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin go Bragh!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin as fast as I could.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ireland.
Ireland who?
Ireland you money if you promise to pay me back.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ireland.
Ireland who?
Ire land you in time out so be nice.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy Saint Patrick’s Day.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I could find a 4-leaf clover.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish soda bread had chocolate chips in it…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish stew.
Irish stew who?
Irish stew in the name of the law.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leper.
Leper who?
Leper con and I’m here to pinch you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat your coat on – let’s go to the St. Patrick’s Day parade.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patty.
Patty who?
Patty ‘o furniture.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Potto.
Potto who?
Potto gold.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Potty.
Potty who?
Potty gold at the end of the rainbow.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rain.
Rain who?
Rainbow leads to a pot o’ gold.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saint.
Saint who?
Saint no time for questions, open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shepherd.
Shepherd who?
Shepherd spy is watching you…

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Warren
Warren who
Warren anything green today?

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