Shamrock Jokes

This is the best collection of shamrock jokes that you’ll find online – plus they are clean and safe for all ages.

Tell some of these funny shamrock jokes on St. Patrick’s day and share at parties.

A shamrock is used as a symbol of Ireland. Shamrocks are associated with Saint Patrick’s Day, which has become the Irish national holiday celebrated with parades and parties worldwide. Wearing shamrocks on Saint Patrick’s Day is popular and pictures of shamrocks are often used as decorations.

Shamrock Jokes

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy!

Q: What do you call a fake diamond in Ireland?
A: A sham-rock

Q: How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
A: It’s green with envy

Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A Sham-rock

Q: What was St. Patrick’s favorite kind of music?
A: Sham-rock and roll.

Q: Where do leperechauns sit to relax?
A: Shamrocking chairs.

Q: What do you call a fake diamond on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: A sham rock.

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Q: How do they get so many people to register for election day in Ireland?
A: With help from “shamrock the vote.”

Q: Where can you always find a shamrock?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A: A sham rock

Q: What do leprechaun children like to do for fun?
A: Play on shamrocking Horses.

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are way too heavy.

Q: What did they QVC salesman say when he saw the huge shamrock?
A: Sham Wow.

Q: What do you call a fake shamrock?
A: A sham!

Q: What did St. Patrick order at seafood restaurants?
A: Shamrock lobster

Q: How was the leprechaun able to get into the treature chest without a key?
A: It had a shamlock.

Q: What is it called when your shamrocks are a mess?
A: A shambles.

Q: How can you tell the time on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Look at a shamclock.

Q: What did one shamrock say to the other shamrock when he saw St. Patrick across the field?
A: Look clover there.

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Looking for jokes for St. Patrick’s Day? Visit one of these pages: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes and St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes.

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