Cranberry Jokes

If you’re looking for jokes about cranberries, then this collection of cranberry jokes is for you.

Whether it’s for Thanksgiving jokes or anytime, these funny cranberry jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

Fun facts about cranberries: Cranberries are one of only a handful of major fruits that are native to North America. It was originally known as a “crane berry,” which is what Dutch and German settlers called it. Americans consume about 400 million pounds of cranberries per year – about 80 million pounds of which are gobbled up during Thanksgiving week.

Cranberry Jokes

Q: Why was the cranberry in the can?
A: It had to go potty.

Q: Why couldn’t the cranberry go to the Thanksgiving party?
A: It was bogged down with homework.

Q: Who scared the cranberry?
A: The booberry.

Q: Why was the the turkey ashamed?
A: It saw the cranberry dressing.

Q: What band do the Thanksgiving side dishes like to hear?
A: The Cranberries.

Q: How did the Thanksgiving planning go so well?
A: The rest of the meal and the cranberry jelled.

Q: What’s red, fruity and washes up on beaches?
A: Cranberry jellyfish.

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Q: Which rock and roll musician is always welcome to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Chuck Cran Berry.

Q: Why did the swimmer get such a bad cramp after Thanksgiving dinner?
A: He ate too many crampberries.

Q: What did the monster serve with Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Francranberries.

Q: What should you never serve at Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Cranberry jellyfish.

Q: Why do they serve cranberry jelly with turkey?
A: Because the cran.

Q: Why couldn’t anyone find the dog’s bone?
A: Cranberried it.

Q: What do cranberries say during the holidays?
A: Cranberry Christmas!

Q: Why are cranberries so good at coming up with riddles
A: They now how to boggle the mind.

Q: What did the cranberry say to the turkey?
A: Nothing. Cranberries can’t talk.

Q: Why did the cranberry cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why were the cranberries wet?
A: They were Ocean Sprayed.

Q: Have you seen cranberry in a can?
A: I hope you let her out.

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Q: Why did everyone like the cranberry sauce so much?
A: Because it was so sweet.

Q: Why did the boy put cranberries in the toaster?
A: He wanted to make pop-tarts.

Q: What won’t a turkey eat cranberries on Thanksgiving?
A: They’re already stuffed.

Q: Why was the cranberry so good as a reporter?
A: He always had fruitful discussions.

Q: Why was the cranberry so good at running races?
A: He was always juiced up and ready to go.

Q: Why wouldn’t anyone ask the cranberry to the prom?
A: It was past her sell by date.

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Cranberry gobbler.

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing.

Q: Why was the old cranberry so awnry.
A: He was just a sour puss.

Q: Why don’t you put the turkey near the cranberries?
A: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

Q: What did the boy say when his Mom wanted his help to fix the cranberry sauce?
A: But I didn’t break it!

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Q: When are cranberries bad for your health?
A: When you’re the cranberry.

Q: What do you get when you mix a wookie with a cranberry?
A: A cranfurry.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cran who?
Cran berry nice to meet you!

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