This is a fun collection of jokes about bread and the bakers that make it. Great for holidays, like Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas – or anytime. Clean and safe jokes for kids of all ages.
You’re going to get a laugh from these bread jokes, whether you’re the one baking bread or the one eating it.
Q: Why does everyone need bread and water?
A: Because loaf makes the world go round.
Q: Why was the baker so grumpy?
A: He woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
Q: Why doesn’t bread like warm weather?
A: It get’s too toasty.
Q: Why did the baker go back to school?
A: To learn how to b-read.
Q: When does bread rise?
A: When you yeast expect it to.
Q: How did the bread keep it’s shape?
A: By spending an hour on the gym’s bread machine.
Q: Why was the host arrested?
A: She kept breaking bread.
Q: What did the slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw butter on the table?
A: We’re toast.
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Q: What did the young slice of bread say when his mommy told him to clean up?
A: Rye do I always have to do it.
Q: Why was the baker embarrased when her guests arrived for dinner?
A: She had egg on her face.
Q: Why was the bread fired from his job?
A: He was loafing around to much.
Q: What do they call a bread made with gun powder instead of baking powder?
A: A POPover.
Q: Why did the bread explode?
A: The baker used gun powder instead of baking powder by mistake.
Q: Why was the baker so scared?
A: He was in a loaf or death situation.
Q: What did the young loaf of bread say to the teacher?
A: Rye so serious?
Q: What musical instrument are bakers always asked to play?
A: The drums – because they always have the bread sticks.
Q: What do bakers give people on special occasions?
Q: Why did the baker get arrested?
A: He was caught beating an egg.
Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour while working on their science project?
A: We Knead to be serious.
Q: Why did the baker lose his job?
A: He kept pinching the salt.
Q: What do they serve to drink in bakeries?
A: Baking soda.
Q: What does bread do after it’s done baking?
A: It loaf’s around.
Q: What do bakers have to do every morning before leaving?
A: Make sure their bread is made.
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Q: What was the baker’s favorite Beatles song?
A: All you Knead is Loaf.
Q: What did the yeast say to the bakers flour?
A: I loaf you dough much.
Q: What does the Sourdough daddy do at night?
A: Tells breadtime stories.
Q: Why do bread jokes stay funny?
A: Because they never get mold.
Q: What was the baker’s favorite Pokemon?
Q: What story do old loaves of bread tell?
A: Moldylocks and the three bears.
Q: Why isn’t it fun to work in a bakery?
A: It’s a crumby place to work.
Q: Which type of biscuits can fly?
A: Plain ones
Q: What did they say about the old loaf’s song?
A: It’s a moldy but a goodie.
Q: What did the butter say to the bread?
A: I’m on a roll.
Q: What sport do tall loaves play?
A: Breadbasket ball.
Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: I saw you yeasterday.
Q: What game do bakers play inside a circle?
A: Marble bread.