Looking for jokes about chocolate? This collection of funny chocolate jokes are clean and safe for people of all ages.
We hope you’ll agree that this is the best place to find chocolate jokes online (Fun Kids Jokes has lots of other Food Jokes)
Great for anyone who loves chocolate (which is just about everyone) and perfect around holidays like Halloween and Valentine’s Day.
You’ll find jokes about chocolate as well as chocolate candy jokes.
Chocolate Jokes for Kids
Q: What Valentine’s Day candy is only for girls?
A: HER-SHE’s Kisses.
Q: What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time?
A: ChocoLATE
Q: What’s the best part of Valentine’s Day?
A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Q: What food is crazy about Valentine’s Day chocolates?
A: A cocoa-nut.
Q: What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?
A: Chocolate mousse
Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A Candy Baa.
Q: Why did the donut visit the dentist?
A: He needed a chocolate filling.
Q: What did the M&M go to college?
A: Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Q: What do you call stolen cocoa?
A: Hot chocolate.
Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A: Because it lost its filling.
Q: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
A: 3.14159265…
Q: What fruit loves chocolate?
A: A cocoa-nut.
Q: How can you tell there are chocolate chip cookies in the oven?
A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
A: ChocoLATE
Q: What did the astronaut say when he stepped on a chocolate bar?
A: I just set foot on Mars.
Q: What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?
A: A Mars bar.
Q: Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
A: He wanted chocolate milk.
Q: What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp.
Q: Which chocolate is in the baseball Hall of Fame?
A: Babe Ruth.
Q: What candy is only for girls?
A: HER-SHEy’s Kisses.
Q: What dessert can fly a spaceship?
A: A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Q: How do you know it’s cold outside?
A: When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream.
Q: What’s the best part of Valentines Day?
A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Q: What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?
A: Chocolate mousse.
Q: What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
A: Decad-ant
Q: What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?
A: Cocoa-Nuts.
Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A: A Kitty Kat bar.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Chalk.
Chalk who?
Chocolate is my favorite for Valentine’s Day.
