Funny jokes about apple pie for kids of all ages – and adults too! Sink your teeth into this collection of apple pie jokes!
These silly apple pie jokes are great for parents, teachers, bakers, pasty chefs and children who like apple pie. And since they are all clean jokes, they are safe for kids of all ages.
The most popular time for apple pie jokes is autumn harvest season, but apple pie jokes are just like pie… they’re great anytime!
Apple Pie Jokes for Kids
Q: Who led all the apples to the bakery?
A: The Pie Piper
Q: What did the apple say to the pie baker?
A: Use pumpkin instead.
Q: What can a whole apple pie do that half an apple pie can’t do?
A: It can look round.
Q: Who was the pie’s favorite British pop star?
A: Apple Pie Spice
Q: What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?
A: A crab apple pie.
Q: What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?
A: Your teeth.
Q: What’s recipe is used to make Egyptian apple pie?
A: Mummies…
Q: What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?
A: Have you ever tried worm pie?
Q: What kind of pie has a short temper?
A: A crab apple pie.
Q: What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree?
A: Pineapple pie.
Q: How many grams of protein are in an apple pi?
A: 3.14159265…
Q: What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?
A: Stop goblin your dessert.
Q: Why did the apple pie cry?
A: It’s peelings were hurt!
Q: Why was the apple pie so happy?
A: It won first pies in the contest.
Q: Why did the apple pie join the circus?
A: It loved all the apple-ause.
Q: What did the apple say after thanksgiving?
A: Good-pie everyone.
Q: Why did the apple pie go to a dentist?
A: Because it needed a filling.
Q: What do you get if you cross a train engine with an apple pie?
A: Puff pastry
Q: Why did the apple pie turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?
A: You’re Nuts!
Q. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
A. Apple Pi.
Q: If it took six kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids?
A: None because the six kids ate them all already.
Q: What did the mom put sweet potatoes in her apple pie?
A: To make it yamtastic!
Q: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a apple pie?
A: 3.14.
Q: Why did the apple pie cross the road?
A: It saw a fork up ahead.
