Christmas ornament jokes that are sure to make you – and those you tell them to – smile.
Trim your tree this holiday season while sharing these funny jokes about Christmas ornaments.
You’ll find jokes, puns and knock-knock jokes about what may also be called Christmas bulbs, Christmas baubles or Christmas ball-balls.
We also have thousands of Christmas Jokes, including: Elf Jokes, Tinsel Jokes, Santa Jokes, Mistletoe Jokes and Christmas Tree Jokes.
Ornament Jokes
Q: What tree decoration can poke you?
A: Thornaments.
Q: Why wouldn’t the ornament stay on the tree?
A: It was afraid of the bark – woof, woof!
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to decorating school?
A: So it could spruce up the forest.
Q: How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?
A: You put on HORNaments.
Q: What did the ornament say when it fell off the tree without breaking?
A: Christmas be my lucky day!
Q: What is it called when a cat knocks all the ornaments off the Christmas tree?
A: A CAT-astrophe.
Q: Which pirate captain collected the most Christmas ornaments?
A: Captain Hook.
Q: Which Christmas decorations are the grumpiest?
A: The ornery-ments.
Q: What Christmas tree decoration also gives you fresh breath?
A: Orna-MINTS
Q: What do you call a competition between Christmas tree decorations?
A: T-ornaments.
Q: Which ornament gets fan mail?
A: The star.
Q: What hangs on the tree and shines the brightest?
A: Christmas bulbs (another name for Christmas Ornaments)
Q: Which Christmas ornaments can withstand the toughest weather?
A: The ones that are glass blown.
Q: What did the cat say after breaking Christmas ornaments?
A: Meow…
Q: Which type of Christmas ornament can help you walk?
A: The Candy Canes.
Q: What happened to the missing Christmas ornament?
A: It was playing hooky.
Q: Who broke all the Christmas ornaments?
A: Santa Klutz.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas ornament.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona Christmas ornament.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Decora.
Decora who?
Decorating the Christmas tree with ornaments.
