Skeleton Jokes

Skeleton Jokes - Great for HalloweenThis is a great collection of skeleton jokes – great for Halloween and a pirate jokes. No bones about it, these are the best skeleton jokes you’ll find anywhere.

All of the jokes about skeletons below are clean and safe for kids of all ages. Perfect for teachers and parents and great for pirate birthday parties.

Skeleton Jokes for Kids

Q: What has 1854 bones and catches flies?
A: A skeleton baseball team.

Q: Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones.

Q: Why did the skeleton run up the tree?
A: A dog wanted to eat it’s bones.

Q: What was the skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: The trom-bone.

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
A: Lazy bones.

Q: What did the French skeleton call his friend?
A: Bone ami.

Q: What song do skeleton bikers ride to?
A: Bone to be wild.

Q: Which baseball team do skeletons like most?
A: Pittsburgh Pirates

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Q: Who was the skeleton’s favorite Star Trek character?
A: Bones McCoy

Q: How did skeletons send mail in the old days?
A: The bony express

Q: Why can’t skeletons be the church musician?
A: They don’t have any organs.

Q: Who is the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart..

Q: What do you call a skeleton who stays out in the snow too long?
A: A numbskull.

Q: What song do skeleton crooks listen to after a heist?
A: Bad to the Bone.

Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: The cold goes right through them.

Q: What do skeletons use to clean the sink?
A: Bone-ami.

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the mechanic?
A: For body work.

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: It could feel it in it’s bones

Q: Where did the skeleton go to fix it’s broken rib?
A: A spare rib restaurant

Q: What was the skeletons favorite rock band?
A: The Grateful Dead.

Q: How do skeletons contact other skeletons?
A: They use a telebone.

Q: What do you call a foolish skeleton?
A: Bonehead

Q: Why did the skeleton student go to the library?
A: He was boning up for his exams.

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Q: How did the skeleton know it was a rainy day?
A: He could feel it on his bones

Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A: You suck.

Q: What kind of plate do skeletons eat on?
A: Bone china.

Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton sky dive?
A: He didn’t have the guts.

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
A: To see the boogie man.

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When someone tickles it’s funny bone.

Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank at sea?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew.

Q: How do skeletons say hello?
A: Bonejour

Q: Why do skeletons like to drink milk?
A: Milk is good for your bones.

Q: What do skeletons say as they head out to sea?
A: Bone voyage!

Q: What do you call a silly skeleton?
A: A numbskull.

Q: Where do skeletons eat when they visit the mall?
A: Cinnabone.

Q: Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
A: They couldn’t pin anything on him.

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Q: Which football team do skeletons like most?
A: Tampa Bay Bucaneers.

Q: What do old skeletons complain about?
A: Aching bones.

Q: When do skeletons smile?
A: When something tickles it’s funny bone.

Q: How did the skeleton know another skeleton was lying?
A: It could see right through him.

Q: What do you call a skeleton who uses a door bell?
A: A dead ringer.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with.

Q: What do skeleton baseball players do when they’re at bat?
A: They bont (bunt)

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie?
A: He didn’t have the guts.

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
A: Bone appetite.

Q: What does a skeleton say when it gets angry with someone?
A: I’ve got a bone to pick with you.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
A: He didn’t have the stomach for it.

Q: What do monsters use to get into their castles?
A: Skeleton keys.

Q: What do skeletons order at restaurants?
A: Spare ribs

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to play baseball?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: What Jersey rock band do skeletons like most?
A: Bone Jovi.

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Q: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A: A rattler.

Q: Why are skeletons so relaxed?
A: Nothing gets under their skin.

Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
A: To have his ghoul bladder removed.

Q: What do you call a skeleton who always tells lies?
A: A boney phoney.

Q: What type of artist was the skeleton?
A: A skullptor.

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

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