Valentine’s day jokes are fun for school aged kids – especially at younger grade levels like kindergarten and first grade.
If you’re looking for cute Valentine’s Day jokes for little kids that are clean and safe – and simple enough for them to understand – then this is for you.
This collection of Valentine jokes is sure to get some laughs. They are perfect for parents, teachers and children to share with each other in the classroom. They’re funny for children to write inside of the Valentine cards they hand out in class. We also have more for all ages: Valentine’s Day Jokes.
Valentine’s Day Jokes for Little Kids
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A valentiny.
Q: What do blueberries say on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you berry much.
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts.
Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you.
Q: What did the cat say to her Valentine?
A: You’re purrr-fect for me.
Q: What did the rabbit say to his Valentine?
A: Somebunny loves you.
Q: What did the whale say to his Valentine?
A: Whale you be mine?
Q. What did one volcano say to it’s Valentine?
A. I lava you.
Q: What did the bear say to his Valentine?
A: I love you beary much.
Q: What did the owl say to her Valentine?
A: Owl be yours forever.
Q: What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day?
A: Burnt lips.
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Lots of hogs and kisses.
Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers.
Funny Valentine Messages
Car Valentine: Beep my Valentine?
Baker Valentine: You’re the loaf of my life.
Yellow Jacket Valentine: Bee mine?
Pizzeria Pun: You hold a pizza my heart.
Broom Valentine: You sweep me off my feet.
Rudolph’s Valentine: You’re such a deer.
Citrus Valentine: Will you be my Valenlime?
Winnie the Pooh Valentine: Can’t bear to be without you.
Seamstress Valentine: You’re sew special to me.
Tree Valentine: I beleaf I love you.
Fruit Valentine: I think you’re pearfect for me.
Volcano Valentine: I lava you very much.
Cat Valentine: Be mine, meow and forever.
Rabbit Valentine: No bunny compares to you.
Bird Valentine: I’ll owl-ways love you.
Valentine Knock Knock Jokes for Little Kids
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea my Valentine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-cited to be your Valentine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gracie.
Gracie who?
Gracie about you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my Valentine?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal about being my Valentine?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heywood.
Heywood?
Heywood you be my Valentine?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my Valentine?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh can be my Valentine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zoo.
Zoowho?
Zoo want to be my Valentine?
