Pie Jokes

Interested in jokes about pies? Then sink your teeth into this collection of pie jokes! You’ll find apple pie jokes, pumpkin pie jokes, cherry pie jokes, sweet potato pie jokes and more.

These funny pie jokes are great for parents, teachers, bakers, pasty chefs and children. And since they are all clean jokes, they are safe for kids of all ages.

The most popular time for pie jokes seems to be around the holidays, but pie jokes are just like pie… they’re great anytime!

Pie Jokes for Kids

Q: Why did the apple pie join the circus?
A: It loved all the apple-ause.

Q: What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
A: Good-pie everyone.

Q: What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?
A: Banana cream pie.

Q: Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
A: Because it needed a filling.

Q: What do you get if you cross a train engine with an blueberry pie?
A: Puff pastry

Q: Why did the apple pie turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

Q: What did the key lime pie say to the pecan pie?
A: You’re Nuts!

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Q. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
A. Pi.

Q: If it took six kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids?
A: None because the six kids ate them all already.

Q: What did the boy say about his mom’s sweet potato pie?
A: It’s yamtastic!

Q: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a sweet potato pie?
A: 3.14.

Q: Why did the sweet potato pie cross the road?
A: It saw a fork up ahead.

Q: How did the baker describe the pumpkin pie?
A: It’s gourd-geous.

Q: What do you get if you cross a train engine with an apple pie?
A: Puff pastry.

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a la mode.

Q: Who led all the apples to the bakery?
A: The Pie Piper

Q: What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?
A: Use apples instead.

Q: What can a whole apple pie do that half an apple pie can’t do?
A: It can look round.

Q: Why did the man eat pecan pie at the bank?
A: He wanted to eat rich food.

Q: Who was the pie’s favorite pop star?
A: Pumpkin Pie Spice

Q: What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?
A: A crab apple pie.

Q: What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?
A: Your teeth.

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Q: What’s kind of dessert is Egyptian pie?
A: The kind mummy used to make.

Q: What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?
A: Have you ever tried worm pie?

Q: What kind of pie has a short temper?
A: A crab apple pie.

Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.

Q: What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree?
A: Pineapple pie.

Q: What was the ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Boo-Berry pie.

Q: What did the man say when he took a bite of sweet potato pie?
A: Mmmm, this is so yammy.

Q: How many grams of protein are in an sweet potato pi?
A: 3.14159265…

Q: What kind of pie did George Washington like most?
A: Cherry pie!

Q: Why did the cherry pie go to a dentist?
A: Because it needed a filling.

Q: Why did the sweet potato pie get into so many arguments?
A: It was filled with agi-taters

Q: What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his pie too fast?
A: Stop goblin your dessert.

Q: When is an apple pie grouchy?
A: When it’s made with crab apples!

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Q: Why did the apple pie cry?
A: It’s peelings were hurt!

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.

Q: Why was the cherry pie so happy?
A: It won first pies in the contest.

Q: Which pie has the most jam in it?
A: Cherry Garcia Pie.

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