Check out this funny collection of jokes about teeth. These teeth jokes are great for parents, teachers, dentists and kids of all ages.
There’s lots to laugh about when it comes to teeth, so hopefully these tooth jokes will make you smile – and show your teeth! You’ll find jokes about molars and incisors, cuspids and cavities, dentists and the tooth fairy…
These dental jokes would be fun when you’re on your way to a dentist appointment, or in the waiting room, to relieve any tension. Or share a few laughs while you’re on the way home.
Jokes About Teeth
Q: What kind of award do teeth never want to get?
A: A Plaque.
Q: Where do teeth like to shop?
A: At the Gap.
Q: How far is it to the dentist’s office?
Q: What did the dentist have to clean out from between the polar bears teeth?
A: Slow Eskimos.
Q: What did the dentist tell the tooth as he left the room?
A: I’ll fill you in when I get back.
Q: What does a dentist give a lion with a sore tooth?
A: Anything it wants.
Q: Why did the lumberjack need to see the dentist?
A: He had a cavitree.
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Q: Why do vampires brush and floss their teeth so often?
A: So they won’t have bat breath.
Q: What did the tiger eat after having his tooth pulled?
A: The dentist!
Q: Who has the scariest job in Transylvania?
A: Count dracula’s dentist.
Q: What was the tooth’s favorite book?
A: Enamel Farm.
Q: Who brings teeth gifts for Christmas?
A: Santa Floss.
Q: Which fruit leaves money for teeth they find?
A: The tooth pear-ie
Q: What do orthodontists do on roller coasters?
A: Brace themselves.
Q: When should you always go to a dentist?
A: Tooth Hurty.
Q: Why couldn’t the tooth stay for dinner?
A: He was in a brush.
Q: Which candy lost all it’s teeth?
A: Gummy bears.
Q: Which Egyptian had the healthiest teeth?
A: King Toothankhamun
Q: Why did the tooth need a filling?
A: Because it ran out of gas.
Q: Why did the tree have to go to the dentist?
A: It needed a root canal.
Q: How can you cut paper with your mouth?
A: You use your Incisors.
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Q: Why did the dentist go to the tooth store?
A: To bicuspids.
Q: Why did the tooth want to be left alone?
A: It needed time toothink.
Q: What do you call a dentist’s X-ray?
A: Tooth pics.
Q: Why are teeth so sharp?
A: They study a lot!
Q: Why did the prince go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.
Q: What did the philisophical dentist ask himself?
A: Tothee or not toothee, that is the question.
Q: How does food get into a mouth?
A: By paying at the toll tooth.
Q: Who gave the sasquatch money for his baby teeth?
A: The tooth hairy.
Q: Why are teeth so honest?
A: They’re taught by the truth fairy.
Q: What do arctic dentists see out their windows?
A: Molar bears.
Q: Which country’s citizens have the nicest teeth?
Q: Why did the boy bring spelunking gear to his dentist appointment?
A: He heard he was there for a big cavity and wanted to explore.
Q: Why did the girl go back into the dentist’s office while she was leaving?
A: Toothank him.
Q: What do you call a fear of flossing your teeth?
Q: What do you call a tooth that you lose in your backyard?
A: A lawn molar.
Q: How do teeth learn how to chew?
A: From their school teethers.
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Q: How long did it take for the two teeth to fall for each other?
A: It was love at first bite!
Q: Why did the dentist faint when her son came home?
A: He told her he signed up for the hockey team!
Q: What’s the best thing to put into a slice of apple pie?
A: Your teeth.
Q: Who can you hire to find a lost tooth?
A: A tooth sleuth.
Q: Why are teeth so hard?
A: They exercise a lot!
Q: How do you get to tooth island?
A: The tooth ferry.
Q: Why did the mom ask her daughter to smile?
A: Toothee her smile.
Q: Why did the dentist visit Thomas the train?
A: He kept hearing him say “Tooth-Tooth. Tooth-Tooth” and thought he had a toothache!
Q: What do you call a bear that has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
A: They always come out at night
Q: Why did the jewel thief break into the dentist office?
A: He heard they had pearly whites.
Q: Why did the little boy want a bone?
A: The dentist said his canines were coming in.
Q: How do you know that there has been a cat at your computer?
A: The mouse has teeth marks in it!
Q: Where did the tooth family move to?
A: A molar home.
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