Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes

These knock knock jokes for Mother’s Day are sure to bring a smile to mom’s face. Like most knock-knock jokes, they’re just plain silly.

This collection of Mother’s Day knock knock jokes includes heart-warming jokes for kids and moms everywhere to enjoy together. They are clean and safe for all ages – kid friendly and mommy approved!

In addition to telling these funny knock knock jokes on Mother’s Day, you can include some in your Mother’s Day cards! Find one that you think your mother will especially enjoy and write it with a colorful pen or pencil. Add a cute drawing while you’re at it. It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, your mom will love it!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Mother’s Day

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Mother’s Day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore you mommy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a hug for Mother’s Day!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to give mommy Mother’s Day kisses.

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Anita
Anita who?
Anita give you a hug for Mother’s Day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea good on Mother’s Day.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bernie.
Bernie who?
Bernie toast and now Mother’s Day breakfast is late.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Chalk.
Chalk who?
Chocolate is my mom’s favorite for Mother’s Day.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daryl
Daryl who?
Daryl be cake for Mother’s Day.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Flour.
Flour who?
Flour for mommy on Mother’s Day.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Floor.
Floor who?
Florist brought a bouquet for mommy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Mother’s Day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gru.
Gru who?
Group hug for Mother’s Day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gwenna.
Gwenna who?
Gwenna you going to give your Mother’s Day gift?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for Mother’s Day breakfast.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna.
Havanna who?
Havanna great Mother’s Day.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hep.
Hep who?
Heppy Mother’s Day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want a Mother’s Day hug?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hop.
Hop who?
Hoppy Mother’s Day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like breakfast in bed mommy?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh glad it’s Mother’s Day, I am?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana give you a kiss for Mother’s Day!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy Mother’s Day!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time to say Happy Mother’s Day!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your special day mommy.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss, mommy.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama Llama, I love my mama!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Maida.
Maida who?
Maida Mother’s Day Card for Mommy.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat for Mother’s Day?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Norma.
Norma who?
Normally we go out to eat for Mother’s Day.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you Mommy!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in for Mother’s Day.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan at your Mother’s Day gift is a no-no.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ray.
Ray who?
Raymember mom on Mother’s Day!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ty.
Ty who?
Ty a bow for mommy’s gift.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zits.
Zits who?
Zits Mother’s Day – hooray!

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing for your mom on Mother’s Day?

Want more Mother’s Day Jokes that are not knock-knock jokes? Visit this collection: Mother’s Day Jokes.

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