Goblin jokes for kids that are perfect for Halloween, parties or anytime. Everyone will be goblin up these jokes about goblins!
All of these jokes are clean goblin jokes for children of all ages.
These goblin jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knock jokes and one-liners are perfect for teachers and parents. Goblin jokes are also great for Halloween parties, Dragons birthday parties (DnD) and fans of Clash Royale.
According to folk lore, goblins are types of fairies, and goblins are regarded as mischievous fairies. Other names often used for goblin include gnome, gremlin, bogeyman, brownie, demon, fiend, imp, pixie, spirit, sprite, kobold, and nixie. Another fun fact – baby goblins are called goblings!
You can also check out our huge collection of Halloween Jokes for Kids for more spooky goblin related jokes – like Zombie Jokes, Ghost Jokes, Witch Jokes and Ghost Jokes.
Goblin Jokes for Kids
Q: When does everyone look the same on Halloween?
A: When they are all a goblin.
Q: What do you call a goblin with an broken leg?
A: A hobblin goblin
Q: Which Marvel villain eats Halloween candy the fastest?
A: Goblin!
Q: What kind of street to goblins?
A: A Dead End.
Q: What kind of stories do goblins read?
A: Fairy tales!
Q: What is it called when a gang of goblins take control of an airplane?
A: A terror-flying experience!
Q: What type of dogs do goblins like the most?
A: Bloodhounds.
Q: How do goblins get to the roof?
A: They use the Monstairs.
Q: When do you see the most goblins?
A: On Halloween!
Goblin Jokes that are Funny for Halloween Parties
Q: How do goblins stay cool on hot summer days?
A: With a scare conditioner.
Q: Why do goblins only shop on black Friday
A: For the monsterous sales.
Q: What did the art critic say about the goblin’s painting?
A: It’s a monsterpiece!
Q: How do goblins read about their future?
A: They check their horror-scope.
Q: How do goblins keep their hair from getting messy on windy nights?
A: They use SCARE Spray.
Q: What do goblins read in the morning?
A: Their HORRORscope.
Q: Who did the goblin take out to dinner?
A: His Ghoul-friend.
Q: Where do goblins go to college?
A: Monsters University.
Q: What kind of vehicles do goblins drive?
A: Monster trucks.
Q: What do goblins scream when the clock strikes midnight on December 31st?
A: Happy New Fear!
Q: What room can you never hide in to avoid a goblin?
A: A mush-room.
Q: What do hockey playing goblins say on Halloween?
A: Hat trick or treat!
Q: What do you do if there are a bunch of goblins at your front door?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!
Q: Why didn’t the ghoul slurp his food?
A: Because then it would be a goblin.
Goblin Jokes that are Great For Teachers
Q: What do goblins put on their hot dogs?
A: GHOUL-den’s Mustard.
Q: What do you do with a green goblin?
A: Wait til it ripens.
Q: Why do goblins only eat organic food?
A: Because it’s super-natural.
Q: What is the best way to speak to a scary goblin?
A: From far away.
Q: Why should you tell jokes to a blue goblin?
A: To cheer it up.
Q: How do you greet a goblin who has two heads?
A: Hello, hello.
19 More Goblin Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the goblin who had 4 arms?
A: He was very handy.
Q: What did the old goblin say to his nephew?
A: You gruesome this year.
Q: Why did the goblin go to the school dance?
A: To see the boogie man.
Q: What was the goblin’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek
Q: What did they call the mischievous goblin twins?
A: Double trouble.
Q: Which goblin lives in Town Hall?
A: The night-mayor.
Q: What kind of goblins have the best hearing?
A: The eeriest.
Q: Why couldn’t the goblin pass third grade in Witch school?
A: He couldn’t spell…
Q: What do goblins put on top of their ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.
Goblin Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Albi.
Albi who?
Albi goblin up the Halloween candy!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck to see if the goblins are gone.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter watch out for that goblin!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hayden.
Hayden who?
Hayden out so the goblin doesn’t see me.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Terri.
Terri who?
Terrified of goblins…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up there is a goblin after me!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie going to get away from the goblins?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I see goblins.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar live who?
Omar gosh, it’s a goblin!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say goblin?
