Wednesday Jokes

Wednesday jokes, puns, quotes, riddles and more. Funny Jokes about Wednesday for all ages.

These fun Wednesday Jokes, riddles and puns for Wednesday are perfect for parents, teachers, children, bus drivers, co-workers and people of all ages.

Share these clean Wednesday jokes with anyone who could use a laugh on a Wednesday. Wednesday is also known as Hump Day because it is in the middle of the week, kind of how a camel’s hump in in the middle of it’s back.

Wednesday Jokes

Q: What was the camel’s favorite day of the week?
A: Wednesday – because it’s Hump Day!

Q: What does it mean when you wake up on Wednesday morning?
A: That you made it though another Tuesday!

Q: What did the nervous vampire ask every night?
A: When’s day…

Q: Why didn’t the French chef realize it was pancake Wednesday?
A: It Crêpe’d up on him.

If they want Wednesday to be more relaxing, they should rename it to ZENsday.

Q: Why was the couple getting married today?
A: Because it’s Weds-Day.

Q: Why didn’t Pugsley’s sister ever compete in races?
A: Because Tuesday always came before Wednesday. (Wednesday is Pugley’s sister from the Addam’s Family)

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Q: Why isn’t Wednesday the saddest day of the week.
A: Because 3 days later is a sadder day.

Q: Why are Saturdays stronger than Wednesdays?
A: Because Wednesday is a weak day…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wednesday who?
Wednesday morning – time to wake up!

Q: What day of the week creates the most clean energy?
A: Winds-Day.

Q: What can really ruin your Friday?
A: Finding out it’s only Wednesday.

Q: What is the best day of the week to write a story?
A: Pensday.

Q: What do cows do on Wednesday nights?
A: Go to the mooooooovies.

Q: Why did Wednesday start going to the gym?
A: He was a weak day.

Q: What’s the worst part about Friday afternoons?
A: Realizing it’s just Wednesday.

Q: What day of the week does Barbie make her boyfriend his favorite dinner?
A: Kensday.

Wednesday Wisdom

Wednesday? It comes right after the night…

Q: Why couldn’t I get an appointment at the library for Wednesday?
A: They were all booked up.

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Riddle: How can a cowboy leave home on Wednesday, stay away for 4 nights, and then return on Wednesday?
Answer: Wednesday is the name of his horse.

Seems like the day the songbirds around my home sing the most is on Wrensday…

Q: Why did Thomas the Tank Engine stop working on Wednesday?
A: He ran out of steam…

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Romaine on Wednesday?
A: Lettuce celebrate!

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s Wednesday…

Q: When does Wednesday start with a “T”?
A: When it’s Today or Tomorrow.

Q. What day of the week do chickens lay the most eggs?
A. Hens-day.

Q: What day of the week do polar bears clean their home?
A: Densday.

Wednesday Quotes

“On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true that who is what and what is who.” (Winnie the Pooh)

“It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn’t be there at all.” (Dr. Suess, Wacky Wednesday)

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