Thursday Jokes

Thursday jokes, puns, quotes, riddles and more. Funny Jokes for Thursday for kids and adults of all ages.

These funny Thursday Jokes, riddles and puns for Thursday are perfect for parents, teachers, children, bus drivers, co-workers and people of all ages.

Fun fact about Thursday: Thursday originates from Thor’s-day, which is named in honor of Thor, the hammer-wielding Norse god of thunder, strength and protection. Most children will recognize Thor from the Marvel Avengers books, shows, movies and stories.

Share these clean Thursday jokes with anyone who could use a laugh on a Thursday.

Thursday Jokes

Q: What does it mean when you wake up on Thursday morning?
A: That you made it though another Hump Day!

Q: Why are Saturdays stronger than Thursday?
A: Because Thursday is a weak day…

Timmy: I think I’m a psychic.
Jane: When did this start?
Timmy: Next Thursday…

Q: What can really ruin your Friday?
A: Finding out it’s only Thursday.

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s Thursday…

Q: Why didn’t Thursday the 12th worry about Friday the 13th?
A: Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.

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Days of the Gregorian calendar:
Sunday – Ian
Monday – Greg
Tuesday – Ian
Wednesday – Ian
Thursday – Greg
Friday – Greg
Saturday – Ian

Three old men were sitting on a park bench.
One remarked, “Windy, isn’t it?”
“No, it’s Thursday” replied the second man.
The third man looked up and blurted “Me too! Let’s go get some lemonade!”

Q: What did the teacher say to her aardvark student when he walked into class on Thursday morning?
A: Why the long face?

Q: What’s the most depressing sound on Thursday?
A: Alarm clocks!

Q: What did the Cyclops say every Thursday afternoon?
A: Eye can’t wait ’til tomorrow afternoon!

Thursday Puns

Q: Why isn’t Thursday the saddest day of the week.
A: Because 2 days later is a sadder day.

Q: Why didn’t the French chef realize it was pancake Thursday?
A: It Crêpe’d up on him.

Q: Which day of the week does the Asgardian Avenger think should be a day off?
A: Thors-Day!

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Romaine on Thursday?
A: Lettuce celebrate!

Q: Why was the root vegetable in such a good mood Thursday morning?
A: It was an up-beet.

Q: What type of day is it when you run through a row of rose bushes?
A: Thorns-Day!

Q: Why did Thursday start going to the gym?
A: He was a weak day.

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Thursday Humor for School Teachers

Q: What do cows do on Thursday nights?
A: Go to the mooooooovies.

The teacher asked why her student has been late 4 times this week… the student replied “because it’s only Thursday.”

Q: Why was the acid so rude in Thursday’s science class?
A: He was a-mean-o-acid…

Q: Why did the kitty cat stay home from school on Thursday?
A: He wasn’t feline well.

Q: Why did Han go shopping on Thursday?
A: Because the prices were Solo.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton pay attention in school on Thursday?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: Why couldn’t the teacher get a time slot at the school library on Thursday?
A: They were all booked up.

Q: Why did Thomas the Tank Engine stop working at noon on Thursday?
A: He ran out of steam…

Thursday Riddles

Riddle: What do you call a Thursday without sunshine?
A: Thursday night.

Riddle: How can a cowboy leave home on Thursday, stay away for 4 nights, and then return on Thursday?
Answer: Thursday is the name of his horse.

Riddle: Besides Tuesday and Thursday, what other days start with the letter T?
A: Today and Tomorrow

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Riddle: When doesn’t Thursday start with a “T”?
A: When it’s Yesterday, then it starts with a “Y”.

Riddle: How can you name 3 consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
A: Yesterday, today, and tomorrow

Thursday Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thursday.
Thursday who?
I’m Thursday, can I have something to drink please?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
Thor from all that exercise yesterday.

Funny Thursday Quotes

“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” ― Howie Mandel

“Some people call it Thursday, I like to call it Friday Eve.” – Unknown

“I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell

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“The best thing about Thursday is that no one calls it hump day.” – Dean Johnston

“It was a sinking feeling, that feeling when you wake up thinking its Friday only to realize its Thursday.” ― Danielle Poulin

On Thursday, “Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” – Ursula Le Guin

For Thursday: “I hate mornings, they start so early.” – Janet Evanovich

“Happy Thursday! You got this!” – Tracey Edmonds

“Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but Thursday’s child has far to go.” – Elisse Boyd

“If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?” – Unknown

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