Saturday Jokes

Saturday jokes, puns, quotes, riddles and more humor for a Saturday. These Saturday jokes are fun for kids and adults of all ages.

These Clean Saturday Jokes, riddles and puns for Saturday are perfect for parents, teachers, children, coaches and anyone who wants a good laugh for the weekend.

Fun fact about Saturday: The word “Saturday” originates from Saturn’s day based on the Roman god, Saturn. For the Norse, Saturday had significance to the God named Loki. Fans of the Avengers stories from Marvel are probably familiar with Loki, the brother of Thor.

Share these Funny Saturday jokes with anyone who could use a good chuckle on Saturday. They are especially fun during a car ride.

Saturday Jokes

Q: What’s a bummer about Thursday?
A: Knowing that a sadder day is only 2 days away.

Q: What do cows do on Saturday nights?
A: They go to the mooooovies.

Q: Why do Ghosts only haunt 6 nights a week?
A: They usually have Saturday fright fever.

Q: Why did Hercules stay up late on weekends?
A: He thought sleep is for the week…

Q:What do ghosts like to do on a Saturday night?
A: Boogie!

Q: Why did Saturday put on sunscreen?
A: SUNday was coming.

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Q: What do chicken families like to do on Saturday afternoons?
A: They go on peck-nics.

Q: Which day of the week cries the most?
A: Sadderday

Clean Saturday Jokes

Q: Why are Saturday and Sunday the most powerful days of the week?
A: Because all the other days are week days.

Q: What does it mean when you wake up on Saturday morning?
A: That you made it though another Friday night!

Q: Why are Saturdays stronger than Thursday?
A: Because Thursday is a weak day…

Q: What can really ruin your Saturday night?
A: Finding out it’s Sunday night.

Q: Why wasn’t Saturday the 14th worried about Friday the 13th?
A: Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Q: What’s the worst sound on Saturday morning?
A: Alarm clocks!

Q: Why did the kitty cat miss her game on Saturday?
A: She wasn’t feline well.

Q: Why did Han go shopping on Saturday?
A: Because the sale prices were Solo.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton play well during his Saturday baseball game?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: Why was John Travolta in bed all day Sunday?
A: He had a Saturday night fever.

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Q: Why was the strawberry late to her Saturday soccer game?
A: She was stuck in a traffic JAM.

Saturday Riddles

Riddle: Which day does not end with the letter “y”?
A: Tomorrow.

Riddle: Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?
A: Because all the other days are week days.

Riddle: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend on Saturday night?
A: By giving her a ring.

Riddle: What do you call a Saturday without sunshine?
A: Saturday night.

Riddle: When doesn’t Saturday start with an “S”?
A: When it’s Yesterday, Today or Tomorrow.

Riddle: How can you name 3 consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
A: Yesterday, today, and tomorrow

Saturday Puns

What did Friday say to Thursday? Come over on Saturday and stay for a Sundae.

On Monday, I bought toothpaste for weakened enamel… Bummer, because now I have to wait until Saturday to use it.

Q: My mom entered her potato plants in a gardening contest for this Saturday.
A: I’m rooting for her!

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics.

Q: When did the King have his jousting contests?
A: On Saturday Knight!

A hurricane is supposed to hit my town on Friday night, but I don’t get too worried about weekened storms.

I went to a really emotional wedding on Saturday. Even the cake was in tiers…

My Saturdays are like dollar store batteries… they never seem to last very long.

I was going to go greyhound racing on Saturday but decided not to bother… They’re so fast, I really have no chance of winning.

I only seem to get sick on week days. I must have weekend immune system.

I spent all day Saturday in my herb garden… I had nothing but thyme on my hands.

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Saturday Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys who?
Gladys Saturday!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barb who?
Barbecue at my house on Saturday!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea who?
Bea-cause it’s Saturday!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dune who?
Dune anything this Saturday?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ben who?
Ben counting the days to Saturday…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Benny who?
Benny thing happening this Saturday?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Walter who?
Walter we going to do this Saturday?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blair who?
Blair the music, it’s Saturday night!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sad who?
Sadder day because it’s raining…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec who?
Alec to ride my bike on Saturday mornings.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix who?
Felix-cited about it being Saturday.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to go out on Saturday?

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