Sunday Jokes

Sunday jokes, puns, quotes, riddles and more humor for a Sunday. These Sunday jokes are fun for kids and adults of all ages.

These Clean Sunday Jokes, riddles and puns for Sunday are perfect for parents, teachers, children, coaches, clergy and anyone who wants a good laugh for the weekend.

Fun fact about Sunday: The Romans used a period of eight days as a week, and they did it for centuries. Emperor Constantine established a seven day week in 321 CE and he selected Sunday as the first day of the week.

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Sunday Jokes

Q: Why are people happier on Sunday?
A: Because Sadderday is over.

Q: What day of the week do vampire’s always stay home?
A: SUNday

Q: Which day of the week do flowers like most?
A: Sunday

There’s a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day once each year … Yet every week there’s a Sunday.

Q: Who would win an arm wrestle, Sunday or Tuesday?
A: Sunday, because Tuesday is a weak day.

Q: Which day of the week serves the best ice cream ?
A: Sundae.

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Q: Why are fish lonely on the weekends?
A: Because there’s no school on Saturdays or Sundays.

I took my car in for service last Sunday. It was a pretty tough getting it through the Church door…

Q: What day of the week was Attila born?
A: HUNday.

Q: What is the worst thing you can say on Sunday?
A: It’s almost Monday!

Q: Why did the girl put on sunscreen as soon as she woke up?
A: Because it was SUNday.

Q: What’s the worst sound on Sunday morning?
A: An alarm clock!

Clean Sunday Jokes

Q: Why was John Travolta in bed all day Sunday?
A: He had a Saturday night fever.

It was sad seeing my favorite football team lose on Sunday… But the day before was a sadder-day.

Q: My mom entered her turnip plants in a gardening contest for this Sunday.
A: I’m really rooting for her!

Q: What do you call a Sunday dinner that’s eaten on a Monday?
A: Cold.

Q: What day is it when the Detroit Lions play in the Super Bowl?
A: Super Bowl STUNday.

Q: What day does Nathan’s get it’s bread delivery?
A: BUNday. (Nathan’s makes hot dogs)

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I don’t feel much like seeing people today… makes sense since it’s shunday.

Sunday Puns

Q: What do cows do on Sunday afternoons?
A: They go to the mooooovies.

Q: Why did the boy put on sunscreen as soon as he woke up?
A: It was SUNday.

Q: What do chickens like to do on Sunday afternoons?
A: Go on peck-nics.

Q: Why are Saturday and Sunday the most powerful days of the week?
A: Because all the other days are week days.

Q: Why did the cat sleep in on Sunday?
A: She wasn’t feline well.

Q: Why was the blueberry late to church?
A: It was stuck in a traffic JAM.

Sunday Riddles

Riddle: What makes people happy in the morning, sad at bedtime and comes once every week?
A: Sunday.

Riddle: Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?
A: Because all the other days are week days.

Riddle: What do you call a Sunday without sunshine?
A: Sunday night.

Riddle: When doesn’t Sunday start with the letter “S”?
A: When it’s Yesterday, Today or Tomorrow.

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Riddle: How can you name 3 consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
A: Yesterday, today, and tomorrow

Sunday Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Maya.
Maya who?
Maya football team won on Sunday!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sonny.
Sonny who?
The Sonnyday funnies are my favorite!

Sunday Quotes

“A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.” – Unknown

“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” – Joseph Addison

“Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling.” – Unknown

“You know what Sunday is, it’s a day with a lot of potential for naps.” – Polly Horvath

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“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” – Bill Watterson.

“Sundays should come with a pause button.” – Unknown

“Warning: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday.” – Unknown

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