Christmas Ornament Jokes

Christmas ornament jokes that are sure to make you – and those you tell them to – smile.

Trim your tree this holiday season while sharing these funny jokes about Christmas ornaments.

You’ll find jokes, puns and knock-knock jokes about what may also be called Christmas bulbs, Christmas baubles or Christmas ball-balls.

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Ornament Jokes

Q: What tree decoration can poke you?
A: Thornaments.

Q: Why wouldn’t the ornament stay on the tree?
A: It was afraid of the bark – woof, woof!

Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to decorating school?
A: So it could spruce up the forest.

Q: How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?
A: You put on HORNaments.

Q: What did the ornament say when it fell off the tree without breaking?
A: Christmas be my lucky day!

Q: What is it called when a cat knocks all the ornaments off the Christmas tree?
A: A CAT-astrophe.

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Q: Which pirate captain collected the most Christmas ornaments?
A: Captain Hook.

Q: Which Christmas decorations are the grumpiest?
A: The ornery-ments.

Q: What Christmas tree decoration also gives you fresh breath?

Q: What do you call a competition between Christmas tree decorations?
A: T-ornaments.

Q: Which ornament gets fan mail?
A: The star.

Q: What hangs on the tree and shines the brightest?
A: Christmas bulbs (another name for Christmas Ornaments)

Q: Which Christmas ornaments can withstand the toughest weather?
A: The ones that are glass blown.

Q: What did the cat say after breaking Christmas ornaments?
A: Meow…

Q: Which type of Christmas ornament can help you walk?
A: The Candy Canes.

Q: What happened to the missing Christmas ornament?
A: It was playing hooky.

Q: Who broke all the Christmas ornaments?
A: Santa Klutz.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas ornament.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona who?
Iona Christmas ornament.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Decora who?
Decorating the Christmas tree with ornaments.

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